THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad,
how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers,
"Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's
breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are
like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like
onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many
types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie
is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like
a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a
Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??"
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
2007-12-05 07:40:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny lol, brings a new name to christmas spirit
2007-12-05 07:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by ryanmills93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-05 10:35:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, really funny!!
xx
2007-12-05 09:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by lasticlegs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-05 08:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! I freakin' loved it! *star* for making me laugh!
2007-12-05 08:25:02 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool christmas joke... ou really gave me a good laugh on this one...
2007-12-05 07:50:46 · answer #6 · answered by amchoney143 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol have a star
2007-12-05 07:48:05 · answer #7 · answered by ЀA†H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hillarious
2007-12-05 08:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by jackie 007 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny love it i might have to rob it and claim it as my own!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-05 07:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by fenner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋