Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2007

2007-12-03 08:49:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 08:48:37 · 9 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Other - Music

2007-12-03 08:48:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if so .. would you please explain the situation / circumstances to me

thank you so much

sincerely,
jerry aka poet man

2007-12-03 08:47:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

2007-12-03 08:47:58 · 18 answers · asked by ackyback123 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I love Christmas decorations!! But between putting them up and taking them down... they both suck! I don't like putting them up 'cuz you dig out all the dusty boxes, then you have to remember which decoration goes where. But then taking them down is also a chore!

I guess if I had to pick, I think putting them up is worse. Atleast when taking them down you don't have to plan where to put everything!

2007-12-03 08:47:27 · 49 answers · asked by kaire 6 in Polls & Surveys

This is the worls ugliest dog what do you think of him
http://www.resourceinvestor.com/pebble.asp?relid=10958

2007-12-03 08:47:24 · 43 answers · asked by Jo's Here 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'll be there before the next teardrop falls?

2007-12-03 08:47:22 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Country

or a Screaming Orgasm?

2007-12-03 08:47:10 · 41 answers · asked by Jamieson 5 in Polls & Surveys

mine wasnt too bad thanks to last night. how about yours?

2007-12-03 08:46:16 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 08:45:09 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And how old were you?

2007-12-03 08:44:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need a source where i may be able to download Mozart's Funeral Song

2007-12-03 08:44:46 · 2 answers · asked by Electo Critic 2 in Classical

2007-12-03 08:43:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did you see all those female cats after him in Shrek 3?! LOL!!!

2007-12-03 08:42:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 08:42:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Rate yourself 1-10.


I just want to see what peoples answers are going to be.

2007-12-03 08:42:05 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 08:41:32 · 22 answers · asked by Willy Wonka Farted 5 in Polls & Surveys

down.... http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u162/dpaose/3992632236a6076953353l.jpg

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u162/dpaose/3992632236a5683150615l.jpg

or up.... http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u162/dpaose/piccii4_1.jpg

x♥x

2007-12-03 08:40:59 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

2007-12-03 08:40:51 · 10 answers · asked by ackyback123 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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All suggestions welcome please .!

2007-12-03 08:40:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's up their butts?

2007-12-03 08:40:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tell me the truth. I can take it!



Also: I don't want anything for Xmas, I swear. But, if the 25th rolls around and you haven't gotten anything for me, I'm gonna be SO pissed!!! And when I tell you "nothing" is wrong, something IS wrong! Ugh, you're so dense!

2007-12-03 08:39:44 · 26 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Polls & Surveys

black chocolate pudding - for a $1000 bonus

2007-12-03 08:39:29 · 36 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 08:39:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw a midget with tattoos, how cool is that?

2007-12-03 08:39:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 08:39:11 · 4 answers · asked by talktoomuch 3 in Other - Television

2007-12-03 08:38:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

on the web?
where do you spend most of your time,what website?

2007-12-03 08:38:48 · 16 answers · asked by I dont know 4 in Polls & Surveys

Paddy was in the pub telling his mates about his sponsored parachute jump.

"We wuz about thirty thousand feet up, the door opened, and everyone started to jump out one by one, but when it came to my turn I just couldn't do it. I was terrified. After about a minute, the instructor walked up behind me, pulled out his 12 inch penis, and told me that if I didn't jump he would ram it right up me @rse"

There was a short silence and then one of the drinkers asked "Well, did you jump?"

Paddy replied "Only a little bit when he first stuck it in"

2007-12-03 08:38:22 · 12 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Jokes & Riddles