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Tell me the truth. I can take it!



Also: I don't want anything for Xmas, I swear. But, if the 25th rolls around and you haven't gotten anything for me, I'm gonna be SO pissed!!! And when I tell you "nothing" is wrong, something IS wrong! Ugh, you're so dense!

2007-12-03 08:39:44 · 26 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

26 answers

No, because you are wearing high-waisted,
front-pleated "Soccer mom" Jeans
So they make your butt look like long hot dog buns!

That's a hot look

2007-12-03 09:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by Offending Party 6 · 2 0

Nah, the jeans look all right, but I'm not commenting on the butt till I see it, but I like a man with a bit of rump roast.
As for your Christmas gift look for it under the bed Christmas Eve when you're wearing your jeans, and if you find nothing, than something is wrong. Here's a clue though: It is clear, invisible and as dense as my perception of myself.

2007-12-03 09:01:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sorry, I'm too lazy to post and answer. Just imagine if I think they make your butt look big

2016-04-07 06:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Um...yeah they too tight and I want somethin for Christmas too and if I dont get nada from U U sure aint gettin zilch 4rm me

Dont play me

2007-12-03 08:44:38 · answer #4 · answered by A Girl With a Dream 7 · 1 0

It's not the jeans, honey. LOL.
Hey, has this new fad of using our own pics as avatars got to you too? Tomorrow I'm going back to my cow.

2007-12-03 23:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3 0

thoth jeans look fabulush on you honey and puh-lease, like I already got you a soccer ball with Osama's picture on it so when you kick that shyt across the field it's like a hells yeah for America!

2007-12-03 09:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, sir, your enormous butt makes your butt look big.

As the prophet Tone Loc says, nothing wrong with that.

2007-12-03 08:43:55 · answer #7 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 10 0

More importantly...do you think Angelina Jolie's prettier than I am??? I totally won't get angry if you say "yes", I just want you to be honest. What are you thinking right now? Do you see a future with me? Do you want kids? Are you into autumn weddings??? Wait....wait!!!!! Why are you running away?

2007-12-03 09:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 8 0

Would you mind turning to the right alittle more...??!? Nope looks just great to me!!
grrrr...NO problem about the Christmas present...I won't think of it at all...lol

2007-12-03 09:55:57 · answer #9 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 3 0

Naw, it's not the Jeans, its your @ss!

I've been fortunate not to date anyone who would ask me such a foolish question...they know I would be honest.

2007-12-03 08:51:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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