Paddy was in the pub telling his mates about his sponsored parachute jump.
"We wuz about thirty thousand feet up, the door opened, and everyone started to jump out one by one, but when it came to my turn I just couldn't do it. I was terrified. After about a minute, the instructor walked up behind me, pulled out his 12 inch penis, and told me that if I didn't jump he would ram it right up me @rse"
There was a short silence and then one of the drinkers asked "Well, did you jump?"
Paddy replied "Only a little bit when he first stuck it in"
2007-12-03 08:38:22 · 12 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok now your bordering on crude lets gt back to funny clean jokes
2007-12-04 01:20:00 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Parachute Jump.
2016-05-28 01:00:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha man u made my day have a star
2007-12-03 08:43:30 · answer #3 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, that's going to get reported by some prude... but not me, that was pretty good actually... schoolboy humour, good stuff :)
2007-12-03 08:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by Buzzard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love it! Did not see that coming! Poor guy.
2007-12-03 08:48:13 · answer #5 · answered by LoLo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star, hilarious.
2007-12-03 09:01:42 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol have a star
2007-12-03 08:47:19 · answer #7 · answered by ЀA†H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
2007-12-04 16:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L M A O.
2007-12-03 09:06:29 · answer #9 · answered by Who Knew? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-12-03 09:43:38 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋