Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."
2007-12-03 08:47:58 · 18 answers · asked by ackyback123 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha
2007-12-03 08:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 10:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I don't even know why I find that funny but it is, hilarious!! Are you coming up with these jokes yourself??
2016-05-28 01:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-03 09:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one have a star
2007-12-03 08:56:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! lol- that was great! Did you make that up?
2007-12-03 08:53:25 · answer #6 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, have a star
2007-12-03 09:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by ЀA†H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! lol, this is awesome!!
2007-12-03 09:52:56 · answer #8 · answered by Agent 47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!! That's wrong!! Funny one! *star*
2007-12-03 10:36:21 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahah good one
2007-12-03 09:23:25 · answer #10 · answered by shinersd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋