A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
2007-12-03 08:40:51 · 10 answers · asked by ackyback123 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-12-03 08:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by my 1st has arrived 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Terrible!
2007-12-03 08:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by Mr.Pickle 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL! i love that kid!
2007-12-03 09:00:14 · answer #3 · answered by Star of the Future 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's bad lol
2007-12-03 08:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-03 08:45:03 · answer #5 · answered by i love him 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny
2007-12-03 08:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice..
2007-12-03 08:45:31 · answer #7 · answered by youcantseeme2976 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!!!! I like it!
2007-12-03 08:44:10 · answer #8 · answered by LoLo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!! That was good!! *star*
2007-12-03 10:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2007-12-03 09:05:28 · answer #10 · answered by Who Knew? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋