Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

2007-12-03 08:36:17 · 16 answers · asked by ackyback123 2 in Jokes & Riddles

10 ⤊

Poll: What is the best way to pick up women?

2007-12-03 08:35:53 · 10 answers · asked by Zarathustra 2 in Polls & Surveys

4 ⤊

Telia Tequilia?

anyone else think she is you know really slutty?

2007-12-03 08:35:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

14 ⤊

Do you know how to use chopsticks?

i'm asian, and i still am not very good at it. i just stab it in whatever i'm eating.

2007-12-03 08:35:42 · 24 answers · asked by puurplemooose 6 in Polls & Surveys

1 ⤊

Where might i find a KURRAJONG ? Thankyou please!?

2007-12-03 08:35:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

4 ⤊

Do you feel that you're good enough?

I'm very grateful for all your answers, thank you very much :)

2007-12-03 08:34:12 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

12 ⤊

Which do you use more....your stove or microwave...???

2007-12-03 08:33:07 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

11 ⤊

Warning this question is for 18 year olds and up........How Long Has It Been Since You...?

been 18

2007-12-03 08:32:32 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2 ⤊

How many people live in your home and how much do you spend on groceries and how often?

2007-12-03 08:32:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

8 ⤊

Do you accept the lessons learned with time or are you angry?

Thank you very much for your answers :)

2007-12-03 08:32:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

10 ⤊

Are you a football fan ladies and gents? which team do you support?

Newcastle United... Howay the lads!

2007-12-03 08:32:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

4 ⤊

What tv channel do you watch the most?

2007-12-03 08:31:57 · 31 answers · asked by K T 4 in Polls & Surveys

16 ⤊

What's The Hardest Reality To Face?

I think for me, it has to be how much of a LIE people can be and are. I really find it mind bloggling, how much of fraud people are. And it's not just a few. . . A hard pill to swallow.

What's the hardest reality to face in your opinion?

2007-12-03 08:31:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

4 ⤊

What are the movies that are modern adaptions of Shakespearean plays?

I know that 10 Things I Hate About You is an adaption of The Taming Of the Shrew and O is of Othello, but are there others? I thought there were more, but maybe there aren't, because I can't find any more. If you know any others, that would be great!

2007-12-03 08:30:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

9 ⤊

Do you know the Answers rules of conduct?

2007-12-03 08:30:45 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1 ⤊

Are you scared of death?

I'm very grateful for your answers, thank you very much :)

2007-12-03 08:30:16 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

3 ⤊

Steam Room or Sauna?

2007-12-03 08:30:10 · 3 answers · asked by Oh, it's like that? 7 in Polls & Surveys

7 ⤊

Do my questions suck so bad that I only get 2 answers?

Dang It!!!

2007-12-03 08:29:55 · 42 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

What do you do when you are bored?

2007-12-03 08:29:22 · 7 answers · asked by Lindsey G 5 in Polls & Surveys

3 ⤊

What color of Christmas lights do you like best?

White,red,blue,green,or multi-colored?

2007-12-03 08:28:30 · 30 answers · asked by Candi Apples 7 in Polls & Surveys

11 ⤊

What's the best thing about golf?

2007-12-03 08:28:26 · 13 answers · asked by Oh, it's like that? 7 in Polls & Surveys

12 ⤊

Things you wouldn't hear a woman say !?

Be funny it's only a lauph !

2007-12-03 08:27:46 · 22 answers · asked by Bobbi 3 in Polls & Surveys

1 ⤊

Please do a psycic reading on me...?

I've always wanted to try, but i just don't know where to find..

If it's possible to do reading on me ryt now..
I just want to know what career should i be focused on, that i really have to consider..

2007-12-03 08:27:38 · 19 answers · asked by EmeryJae 2 in Horoscopes

2 ⤊

I got totally stressed red today, what do you do to relax after a hard day?

2007-12-03 08:27:36 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

4 ⤊

Do you have a "Charlie Brown Christmas Tree?"?

(...Because I do...I just leave that little fake tree in my closet all year, still decorated from years ago, and then pull it out, and plop it on my corner coffee table, and the "icicles" are still good...just a touch yellowed with age...still sparkles nicely, though...after I dust it off...)

2007-12-03 08:27:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

14 ⤊

Are you the type of person that strangers talk to?

Is it a blessing or a curse?

2007-12-03 08:27:23 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Questions asked on 3 December 2007:

Showing 1351 to 1380 of 2222 questions

Questions asked on other days: