Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
2007-12-03 08:36:17 · 16 answers · asked by ackyback123 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha
2007-12-03 08:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
surprising one!!! megastar for you! this is taken into consideration one of my favorites: a brunette replaced into junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' many times. a blonde is walking with the help of and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt understand why she is doing this, yet she joins her because of the fact curiously relaxing. they the two leap on the tracks for a on a similar time as, until eventually they pay attention a prepare coming. the brunette gets exited and starts off leaping greater and screaming louder, so the blonde does a similar. the prepare's tooting because it comes closer, and suitable in the previous it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of a thank you to risk-free practices. to place it short, the blonde, nicely, didnt. after the prepare passes, the brunette takes up her spot returned on the tracks, maintains leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-10-02 06:10:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha,Clean And Funny
2007-12-03 13:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That was hilarious! Keep 'em coming!! *star*
2007-12-03 10:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha man good one!
2007-12-03 08:48:46 · answer #5 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good - Star from me
2007-12-03 08:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by bostep662 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha - ha
Ha - ha
Ha - hilarious
2007-12-03 08:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
that's effing funny
2007-12-03 08:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. Good one.
2007-12-03 09:08:21 · answer #9 · answered by Who Knew? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute but not funny
2007-12-03 08:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by rc cola 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was really hilarious, lmao
2007-12-03 09:06:44 · answer #11 · answered by pitbull1969 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋