Be funny it's only a lauph !
2007-12-03 08:27:46 · 22 answers · asked by Bobbi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way..
3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
4. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
5. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
6. This diamond is way too big.
7. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
8. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
9. Does this make my butt look too small?
10. I'm wrong, you must be right again!!!
2007-12-03 08:42:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
No darling I don't want any help around the house, you go off to the golf course then spend as long as you want at the 19th hole!
I will leave you some food ready in the microwave just in case you get hungry after your hard day on the golf course darling. Don't worry if you make any noise when you come home, I can settle the children down.
Sweet dreams my love!!!!!!
2007-12-03 08:34:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Please just sit there darling, and I will do everything you want. Honestly, take the whole day and do nothing. Can I get you a beer, while I massage your bak, and of course it is OK to watch sport all day on the TV. I can't get enough of sport!!
Oh and I'm sorry that I picked up the wet towels, and your dirty socks, they weren't really in the way after all!
2007-12-03 08:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by Faz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry iv let the seat down again!
here some cash , go and have a drink with your mates.
thats the spark plug next to the battery
yes
I'll do the washing up darling!
2007-12-03 08:33:08 · answer #4 · answered by The Ghost 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 i will get this round of drinks
2 you were fabulous tonight,any chance of another
3 turn it over to the fitba,eastenders is crap
4 you go to the game,i will stay in
5 your mother is a lovely woman
2007-12-03 08:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by chas c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta make myself a sandwich, beer and watch the game.
2007-12-03 08:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's too big
Sit and relax, I'll take out the trash
Want another beer hun
2007-12-03 08:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by Here kitty kitty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shopping nah, I'd rather stay in and Iron your shirts.
2007-12-03 08:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can wear the same undies on consecutive days without washing them
lol
2007-12-03 08:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm taking the day off work, I've got a cold! :)
2007-12-03 08:57:41 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋