Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2007

if no, where did you go wrong?

2007-11-28 20:19:30 · 18 answers · asked by faith2452154 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 20:19:12 · 22 answers · asked by Ashley 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 20:17:21 · 10 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 20:16:35 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 20:16:32 · 14 answers · asked by faith2452154 3 in Polls & Surveys

A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane.

The girl from the South, being friendly, said, "So, where ya'll from?"

The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya'll from, b**ch?"

2007-11-28 20:15:24 · 10 answers · asked by Angel 1 in Jokes & Riddles

what was it? the only movie i walked out on was Wild Wild West, it was really bad...but also i got stood up :(

2007-11-28 20:15:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Nun & a Soldier

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

2007-11-28 20:14:59 · 23 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 20:14:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just to have a go at you

2007-11-28 20:13:11 · 23 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

Im a scorpio female and im wondering about this tauras guy

2007-11-28 20:13:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

If you could use a time turner (like Hermione's), and go back a few hours to interact with your past self, would you get it on?

If nothing else, it'd be good practice, eh?

2007-11-28 20:11:41 · 22 answers · asked by Sapphrodite® 5 in Polls & Surveys

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

2007-11-28 20:11:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 20:11:08 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 20:09:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 20:08:53 · 6 answers · asked by You were adopted 2 in Polls & Surveys

blah blah i ll be fine //even it seems like it rains outside// the sun gonna shine,

somthing like that, i am not sure if its the right words, its not ray charles, not V.gill, i looked up on the net, but didnt find it,
its kinda country song

2007-11-28 20:08:25 · 1 answers · asked by zakk 3 in Lyrics

male leo and female leo can become good life partners

2007-11-28 20:07:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

4 nuns get killed in a car accident they all go before St. Peter.

"I must ask you a question before you enter the pearly gates", St. Peter said.

The 1st nun comes up, he asks, "Have you ever touched a penis?," she says, "Yes with my finger", St. Peter says, "Dip your finger in holy water, you may enter."

2nd comes up he asks the same question, she says, "Yes with my hand", St. Peter says, "Dip your hand in holy water and you may enter.

3rd comes up he asks the same question, before she could answer, 4th nun pushes her out of the way and says, "St. Peter if you think I'm going to goggle in that water after she dips her *** in it, then forget it".

2007-11-28 20:07:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 20:07:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When I was like 8 years old, I had Tiger Beat posters of him all over my walls. With a side dish of Kirk Cameron...
It was some pretty Risky Business.
Now, I think he is so foul and ridiculously over rated.
I boycott all things he is involved in, even if it looks interesting.

2007-11-28 20:06:37 · 37 answers · asked by Offending Party 6 in Polls & Surveys

Whether, your friend, wife, husband, co-worker, or fellow Y!A user, just over all.

2007-11-28 20:06:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 20:06:18 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 20:04:04 · 17 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1 in Polls & Surveys

a blond asks her blond friend :
"what do u think is more important 4 us, the sun or the moon?"

the other blond answered:
"u silly, of course it is the moon, we can use it in the night when its dark, but the sun rises in the day where there is already enough day light..!!

2007-11-28 20:04:03 · 18 answers · asked by Light Shielded By Dark 5 in Jokes & Riddles

it kind of naught question

2007-11-28 20:04:01 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."

So the that's what Rich did.

The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said Joe.

"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

2007-11-28 20:02:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If it is what do u have say???

2007-11-28 20:02:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...just out of your reach? Would you have to cross the line?

2007-11-28 20:02:25 · 7 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 20:02:04 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys