Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2007

I bought my 2 kids puppies for Christmas, a male and a female. we want to name them both with the kids first initial .
The letter M
can you think of a name that starts with the letter M.

2007-11-28 22:11:55 · 33 answers · asked by Hillbilly 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 22:11:10 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Opinions?

2007-11-28 22:10:26 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-28 22:10:22 · 12 answers · asked by Yzma 3 in Polls & Surveys

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.

First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't givin' him any of mine."

Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'em till I run him off or kill 'im, but I AM KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."

Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of". I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows."

They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.

First Bull: "You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend."

Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."

They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting -- the bull's equivalent of an Ape's beating his chest or Man's bone-chilling, war-like cry of "Stay away from my Woman, Vato!!

First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it." Third Bull: "Hell , Mister, he can have ALL MY COWS. I'm just making sure he knows I'M a bull!"

2007-11-28 22:10:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Little Johnnys neighbours have just had a baby, but unfortunately the baby was born without any ears.

Johnny and his parents have been invited next door to see the new baby, but before they go, they make little Johnny promise not to mention the babys missing ears because it might upset the neighbours, and little Johnny promises, so off they go.

Little Johnny looks at the new baby, and then turns to the babys mother and asks "Hows the babys eyesight?"

The babys mother replies "Its just fine Johnny, his eyesight is brilliant"

Little Johnny then replies "Thats good then coz he'd be shafted if he needed glasses!"

2007-11-28 22:09:16 · 26 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

What one word would be on the label?

2007-11-28 22:08:30 · 56 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 22:08:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Gay guy goes into a bar in liverpool, upon entering he sees a typical scouser 6'6, currly hair and drinking a pint. Fancing his look the gay goes up to the scouser and whispers in his ear...'Fancy a bl0w j0b?'.... The scouser immediatley jumps up and punches the gay man while throwing him through the door!
'What the hell did he say' Asks the barman..... Scouser replies...' Cheeky litt;le b@st@rd tried to offer me some sort of job!!'

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Little johnny walks in on mom in the bath one day, pointing to her v@gin@ he asks....'whats that?'.... Mom stuggles for an explanation but says.... 'oh thats where daddy hit me with an axe'.... Johnny gasps 'wow that was a good shot..... he got you right in the f@nny!'

2007-11-28 22:08:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 22:07:43 · 12 answers · asked by • Koala • uʍop ɹǝpun 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 22:07:25 · 21 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

K, i know the name of the song, know who made it, but i can't find it anywhere, not on limewire, and not on most of the torrent sites, any idea about this one?

2007-11-28 22:06:34 · 1 answers · asked by Silver Monkey 2 in Other - Music

2007-11-28 22:06:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is your favorite?

2007-11-28 22:05:36 · 21 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Yes, I have both scars in my scalp from plastic surgery for lateral ear reconstruction. (Birth defects) . I have it on my nose when I ran thrugh glass door and it was crushed and shattered it.

2007-11-28 22:02:53 · 11 answers · asked by ☃FrostyGal♪♬♪ 4 in Polls & Surveys

A 999 call is made to the emergency services and is routed through to an emergency medic whilst the ambulance is dispatched.

Medic "Whats happened sir?"

Hunter "I was hunting deer with my friend when he accidentally fell on his gun and shot himself. I think he's dead!"

Medic "Ok sir, don't panic, just follow my instructions to the letter and we'll see what we can do. Do you understand?"

Hunter "Yes, I understand!"

Medic "OK, now first of all we have to make sure he is actually dead, do you know how to do that?"

Hunter "Yes, I can do that"

The medic then hears two loud gunshots ring out

Hunter "Ok, he's definitely dead, what next?"

2007-11-28 22:00:22 · 18 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Where do you like to bicycle and what do you like and dislike about it?

2007-11-28 21:59:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:59:49 · 27 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why?

2007-11-28 21:59:16 · 26 answers · asked by gone 6 in Polls & Surveys

Where would you like to be right now? And if you feel a little peckish what can I pick up while I am taking you there?

2007-11-28 21:57:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:57:26 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Your children will probably decide. I want the White house please.

2007-11-28 21:57:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Popcorn? Cheesecake Bars? What is your favorite holiday candy or treat?

2007-11-28 21:56:56 · 15 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which one of them you liked much? In OSO, which one of these you like...SRK as a junior artist or super star?
You people might be tired of seeing questions of this OSO and Saawariya, but for my sake answer please...

2007-11-28 21:56:50 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 in Movies

2007-11-28 21:52:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:51:45 · 8 answers · asked by thfcsydney 6 in Celebrities

where would you go??pick one..

2007-11-28 21:51:40 · 32 answers · asked by cold kid 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:50:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A bloke kills a deer, takes it home, and serves it up to his family for dinner, but doesn't tell his kids what it is, telling them they have to guess.

He says to them "I'll give you a clue, its what mummy calls daddy"

His little daughter gets a horrified look on her face, turns to her brother, and says "Don't eat it! Its a f..king @rsehole!!"

2007-11-28 21:49:58 · 14 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 21:49:48 · 24 answers · asked by bigDcowgirl 7 in Polls & Surveys