Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2007

2007-11-28 19:28:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her "Okay, what is 1 and 1?"

"Eleven", she replies.

The sheriff thinks to himself, "Thats not what I wanted, but I guess she's right!"

"What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks.

"Today and Tomorrow", the blonde answers.

The sheriff is again surprised that the blonde has supplied a correct answer that had not even occurred to him.

"Now listen carefully, who killed Abe Lincoln?" he asks her.

The blonde looks a little surprised. She thinks really hard for a minute and finally admits, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wanders over to the beauty parlor, where her pals are waiting to hear the results of the interview.

The blonde was exultant. "The interview went great!" she says. "First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

2007-11-28 19:27:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 19:27:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 19:27:01 · 8 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 19:25:51 · 18 answers · asked by Emerald Eyes 6 in Polls & Surveys

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"

The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"

The woman turned to her husband once again and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"

The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "He said he thinks he knows you!".

2007-11-28 19:25:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 19:25:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yourself:
Life:
Love:
America:

2007-11-28 19:22:12 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sea cruise?

2007-11-28 19:21:51 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 19:21:26 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 19:19:29 · 32 answers · asked by I Dream of Best Answer 4 in Polls & Surveys

can for me

2007-11-28 19:17:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...that you're hidden away in someone else's heart?

2007-11-28 19:17:08 · 26 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

For playing on Y!A while I should be working? What sort of punishment do I deserve?

2007-11-28 19:15:55 · 24 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

What's Duran Duran singing about??

Does anyone know, because I'm simply not getting it.

Someone PLEASE tell me it's not some erotic fantasy about a washing machine, lol.

2007-11-28 19:15:36 · 5 answers · asked by tryandfindus 5 in Other - Music

2007-11-28 19:14:41 · 39 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

...if I saw you in person?

2007-11-28 19:12:33 · 16 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

I feel like hugging everyone right now

2007-11-28 19:11:14 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 19:10:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 19:10:12 · 21 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 19:09:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...hidden someone away in your heart?

2007-11-28 19:08:44 · 11 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

socks..

2007-11-28 19:08:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pen..

2007-11-28 19:07:26 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would choose hot tea.

2007-11-28 19:06:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you yay or nay this top dog leader of the fortune 500 companies?

2007-11-28 19:06:12 · 9 answers · asked by phoenixxgrey 3 in Polls & Surveys

because i dont...yes sometimes i read my horoscope..
but are they real...im Scorpio btw...

2007-11-28 19:06:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-11-28 19:05:52 · 15 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

do you like her NOW?(rap style) OR her old style with NO Doubt?? I am missing the old gwen..

2007-11-28 19:05:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 19:05:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys