Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2007

2 Doctors( one male, one female) met at a multi-specialty medical conference.
They spent the evening talking and decided to go back to her room to get intimate. before they proceded with their fling, The lady doc washed her hands profusely, starting at the fingers and moving to the elbows.

After several hours of lovemaking, they lie in the bed relaxing. The male doc, just making conversation, said you must be a surgeon.

She said yes, how did you know?
"well, it was the hand washing...you basically scrubbed-in before we had s*x."

she said well as long as we are making observations, You must be an anesthesiologist.
"why yes I am, how did you know", he said.
She said,




"because, i didn't feel a thing!"

2007-11-28 00:27:11 · 10 answers · asked by LeeA 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I know it kinda sounds lame but I need this .

2007-11-28 00:27:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Oh and does it cost extra to get a color put on it??? I like the neon ones. They look cool.

2007-11-28 00:26:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:26:49 · 15 answers · asked by Rissa 7 in Polls & Surveys

im looking for unsigned indie females

2007-11-28 00:26:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tx00EhWm4HE

2007-11-28 00:26:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:26:15 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:25:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:24:37 · 7 answers · asked by Md. Shuhan 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Did anyone else see this story? Some guy in Georgia went to the bank with a $1M bill and tried to deposit it. Then he got angry when the employees refused to do it.

Wow, you don't believe that I have a $1M bill?! lol but really, where's the common sense?


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/ap_on_fe_st/odd_million_dollar_bill

2007-11-28 00:24:14 · 16 answers · asked by kaire 6 in Polls & Surveys

Dear Abby

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.

All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullsh*t with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed,
Clueless
*****************************************
Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.

2007-11-28 00:23:47 · 4 answers · asked by Johnny 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I never get what I really want. (from Peanuts Christmas Special) What do you really want, Lucy? Real Estate.

2007-11-28 00:23:29 · 26 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:23:26 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am surfing the net, and am trying to find pictures of the real Selby Wall.That was the girlfriend of Aileen Wuornos. For some reason she just isn't popping up. Its only showing Christina Ricci. I was curious as what the real Selby looked like. Where can I find pictures of her?


Thanks!

2007-11-28 00:22:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

a gay guy goes into a bar in the centre of Liverpool
at the end of the bar, there's a scouser drinking a pint- 6' 6" of typical liverpool humour and intellignece, wearing a liverpool tuxedo (donkey jacket and jeans)

The gay guy goes up to him and whispers in his ear
"would you like a bl0w job?"

The scouser lifted the gay up by his neck, hit him in the face and rammed him into the wall

With the gay laying unconcious on the floor, the Barman turned to the scouser and said "did he upset you?"
"I'll say he did" said the scouser. "The little b@stard tried to offer me some sort of job!"

2007-11-28 00:22:02 · 26 answers · asked by Vinni and beer 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I DO!!:D




~thank you~

RoChEr

2007-11-28 00:21:51 · 33 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:21:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you can also chose someone who's not on the list.

2007-11-28 00:21:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

One of my friend is facing same problem.So please advice for the God sake. I m puzzeled.

2007-11-28 00:20:34 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Are we curious or its the way of getting attention or even gaining those irrelevant points which are not gonna give anybody any Olympic medal? Why?

2007-11-28 00:20:23 · 25 answers · asked by ♠Z!¶¶!ÑG ÅHÈÅÐ♠ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:20:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She allegedly died of a drug overdose, but conspiracy theories say that she was murdered by FBI agents who thought that her affair with JFK would damage his career. What do YOU think?

2007-11-28 00:19:58 · 10 answers · asked by Marigold 3 in Celebrities

a while ago i dumped 5 of my pet jumping pirana in all of my ex-boyfriends toilets at his house cuz I thought it would be funny.

Thing is, I havent seen him in class since friday.

has this happened to you?

2007-11-28 00:19:01 · 19 answers · asked by katie 3 in Polls & Surveys

i have the christmas blahs and this is my favorite christmas tale. although i know the works of charles dickens, and like the characters, i wonder which ones my friends in answers would pick. so my real question is, what is your favorite dickens character and why?

2007-11-28 00:18:06 · 4 answers · asked by coolade 3 in Polls & Surveys

> > A
> skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
> HUGE black
> guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring
> at him
> looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3
> pound testicles,
> Turner Brown."
> > The white man faints and falls to the floor.
> > The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
> says, "What's
> wrong with you?"
> > In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
> me?"
> > The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
> you the
> answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....I'm 7 feet
> tall, I weigh
> 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds
> each, and my name is Turner Brown."
> > The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
> "Turn
> around."

2007-11-28 00:17:12 · 8 answers · asked by drdennie2 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A) Dennis Miller
B) Denis Leary
C) Steven Wright
D) Joey Fatone

2007-11-28 00:17:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a blond & a brunette has been subjected to a new computerized lie detector that gives a signal of "toot" once a lie is told.
so the brunette get into test and said:
"i think that i'm a little bit smarter than others, & i love music and i hate handsome guys"
the computer interrupted :"toooot"

then the blond take the test and said :

" i think..."
the computer interfere saying: "tooooooooooooot", BOM,
it couldn't handle the lie

2007-11-28 00:16:43 · 8 answers · asked by Light Shielded By Dark 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 00:16:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

regarding my lousy cold . I did have a stiff one lastnight and a hot toddy too ..feeling a bit better today ..

Who would you like to thank today ?

2007-11-28 00:16:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am not related but he was my favorite, and It hurts that he wont be on the field again. Its sad

2007-11-28 00:13:37 · 10 answers · asked by Michael C 3 in Celebrities