Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2007

I hear this term in various songs. I may be wrong but I don't think it's meant in a particularly good way - I mean it doesn't mean your special or bright or anything. Any help would be appreciated.

2007-11-28 00:43:59 · 5 answers · asked by Neal 1 in Other - Music

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver
a question and tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,
nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb,
and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,
and then the still shaking driver said,
"I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and
said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could
frighten him so much.

The driver replied,
"No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

2007-11-28 00:43:32 · 17 answers · asked by traceydavo07 4 in Jokes & Riddles

When we all know we will never be able to use that account again.

2007-11-28 00:42:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....or the rain?

2007-11-28 00:42:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

helio won
ihappy about that. i knew i would come down to him vs. mel b
mel also deseved to win.
also this julianne's second win in a row like cheryl how cool is that.

your oppinion?

2007-11-28 00:42:42 · 14 answers · asked by mercedesOTH 4 in Reality Television

2007-11-28 00:42:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:40:43 · 25 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

i do... .

2007-11-28 00:40:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why is it if someone sees some1 skiny they say "ohh, she is too skiny" but if you see a heaveier person they dont say anything. Being heavier is more unhealthy than being too skinny, especailly if that person is naturaly skiny. I mean some people cant lose weight no matter how hard they try, and some people just cant gain it.

so my question is, whay do people say that? I mean, I am not tyring to sound rude but I mostly hear heavy people say it, and I think it just makes them feel better.

2007-11-28 00:39:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Happens about 3 mornings a week. Do you think it's sex or money?

2007-11-28 00:39:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when you're going through something in your life or do you sometimes keep it to yourself just because you dont want to make them worry.

2007-11-28 00:39:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Before Marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After Marriage:

Simply read from bottom to top.

2007-11-28 00:38:23 · 19 answers · asked by Predrag 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Should they be housed in shelters? Arrested? Given jobs? Education? Be forced to sober up? What do you think?

2007-11-28 00:37:12 · 38 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

Jerry received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that werent expletives were, to say the least very rude. Jerry tried hard to change the birds attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got angrier and became even more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation. Jerry put the parrot in the FREEZER. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly, there was a ---- -Not a sound for half a minute. Jerry was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The Parrot calmly stepped out onto Jerrys extended arm and said: "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am

2007-11-28 00:36:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What do you think? Is it better than the other questions?

2007-11-28 00:35:29 · 21 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

I would love to go to Maine in the fall or Oregon in the summer

2007-11-28 00:35:27 · 15 answers · asked by Misses Mia Wallace 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:35:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do.

2007-11-28 00:35:05 · 12 answers · asked by crymeariver 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:35:04 · 13 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:34:11 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:D?




~thank you~

RoChEr

2007-11-28 00:33:17 · 29 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

How about a green Christmas? or a blue Christmas?

2007-11-28 00:32:19 · 17 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

If you look good just say you do. At my age, you don't care what others really think of how you perceive yourself :)


If ya got it, flaunt it!

2007-11-28 00:31:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine's FRIDAY!!! It means the weekend is here....

2007-11-28 00:31:54 · 20 answers · asked by B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:31:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 00:30:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house. Trying to figure out what to do she grabs the yellow pages and looks it up. Sure enough right in the yellow pages is a big ad for gorilla extractors. She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over. When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem and it should only take a few minutes. First he must get his equipment. So from his truck he grabs a stepladder, a shotgun, an eight foot pole, handcuffs and a dog. The lady exclaims, "What the hell is all that stuff for?" The gorilla extractor explains, "First I climb up on the stepladder and ram this here pole up the gorilla ***. This will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree at which point that mean *** dog will bite the gorilla in the balls. This temporarily paralyzes the gorilla. At which point I put

2007-11-28 00:30:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I miss him.

2007-11-28 00:28:36 · 31 answers · asked by **** if i know 7 in Polls & Surveys

Originally a spiritual holiday, Christmas has become more of a secular holiday with more emphasis on presents, trees, snowmen, Santa, etc. This is more inclusive, since people of other faiths can celebrate it, but it is less spiritual. Do you think Christmas should be more spiritual or more secular?

2007-11-28 00:27:56 · 16 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you have a motto?...

What is it, and do you swear by it?

2007-11-28 00:27:16 · 17 answers · asked by Xerces 5 in Polls & Surveys