Before Marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After Marriage:
Simply read from bottom to top.
2007-11-28 00:38:23 · 19 answers · asked by Predrag 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Good, better than I thought it would be.
2007-11-28 00:43:12 · answer #1 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny but abusive, women also have hard times after marriage!!!
2007-11-28 08:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-11-28 08:42:09 · answer #3 · answered by hardworking_ct 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very cute and probably true in a lot of cases.
2007-11-28 08:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by jackie_jabar 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very Good. I, actually, have never read this before. I must lead a sheltered life if this is " old ". Thanks for the chuckle. Have a star !!
2007-11-28 08:43:39 · answer #5 · answered by Ruth 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-11-28 08:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by Runa 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very good never heard that one before!!!
2007-11-28 08:41:15 · answer #7 · answered by Clare B 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
brilliant star
2007-11-28 15:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haaaaahahahahahaa GOOOD 1!!!!!! that is soo true maan..everything changes when you get married...loool
2007-11-28 08:44:00 · answer #9 · answered by blacksmith 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol
ooooo man
i loved it
XP
=P
2007-11-28 08:45:27 · answer #10 · answered by Valerie M 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋