Jerry received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that werent expletives were, to say the least very rude. Jerry tried hard to change the birds attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got angrier and became even more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation. Jerry put the parrot in the FREEZER. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly, there was a ---- -Not a sound for half a minute. Jerry was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The Parrot calmly stepped out onto Jerrys extended arm and said: "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am
2007-11-28 00:36:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." Jerry was astonished at the birds change in attitude and was about to ask what had made the difference and caused such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did???"
Star me if you laughed please : )
2007-11-28 00:36:20 · update #1
classic, but still laughed
2007-11-28 01:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by yorkiepup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A smile
2007-11-28 08:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by sfctranspo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AW poor birdie haha
2007-11-28 08:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by pukeypie89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-11-28 08:41:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a smile.
2007-11-28 08:47:16 · answer #5 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! Good one!
2007-11-28 09:10:37 · answer #6 · answered by MISTY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good
2007-11-28 09:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks. Very cold one.
2007-11-28 08:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋