A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver
a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,
nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb,
and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,
and then the still shaking driver said,
"I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and
said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could
frighten him so much.
The driver replied,
"No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
2007-11-28 00:43:32 · 17 answers · asked by traceydavo07 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was posted as a bulletin on myspace x
2007-11-28 00:52:47 · update #1
Actually, it is quite funny once you get it !! I was having a blonde moment..lol. Have a star!!
2007-11-28 00:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by Ruth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-28 08:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its funny!
but then so was the one where the pope was being driven to the airport and he was late, so he offered to drive and sat his Chauffeur in the back. When the cop pulls him over he has to radio his superiors to see if he can ticket a guy who is so important that his driver is the Pope!
2007-11-29 05:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it many times, but still quite funny.
2007-11-28 08:53:51 · answer #4 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first part was very funny. Where did u hear it?
2007-11-28 08:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by ChristaAlleen<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-28 11:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha!
2007-11-28 08:54:02 · answer #7 · answered by MISTY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was excellent
2007-11-28 09:04:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's a great one!
2007-11-28 09:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awsome
2007-11-28 08:49:26 · answer #10 · answered by Jess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋