Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2007

A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?"
"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant."

"You sell them here?" the customer asks.

"Only $5 each," says Green.

The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter.

"You didn't eat enough," says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry.

"Hey, Green," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $5 apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $3. You're ripping me off!"

"You see?" says Green. "You're smarter already."

2007-11-28 01:18:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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For the player guys!!!!This is like a survey so please be honest???

do u see ureself as falling in love with a real woman and wanting to treasure nd be faithful to her for the rest of ure lives????...

2007-11-28 01:17:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Y&R...Jenna and Kevin?

I know its all fake, but shouldn't the writes TRY to make it believable? The whole scene of Jenna in the hospital makes no sense. She is a convicted killer yet she only had one hand cuffed to the wheelchair. AND the whole time Kevin was there, he never once told her he loved her. Come on writers...he wants to marry her but no I LOVE YOU when she worried about the results of her test and on the way back to prison?? What's your opinion??

2007-11-28 01:17:42 · 17 answers · asked by duke4ever 3 in Soap Operas

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You have to live 2 weeks without 2 of the 3 following items...which one would you keep?

Cable Television
Cell Phone
Computer/Internet

2007-11-28 01:17:23 · 36 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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POLL: How do you eat your Reeses cups?

For instance, i just eat the entire thing in one or two bites.
Answer...

2007-11-28 01:16:07 · 19 answers · asked by Kandalo 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you still respect me after last night?

2007-11-28 01:15:09 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is this the worst thing that could happen?

Your at your boyfriends parents place and sure enough becasue of last nights mexican food you need the bathroom.

But you realise too late that theirs no toilet paper left, and lets just say, you really need to wipe.

No one can hear your screams for help.

and then you look up: To your left you see a pair of embroidered his n her towels that belong to his folks.

To your right you see a roll of sandpaper.

Whats your plan of action, you dont have long to decide.

2007-11-28 01:15:03 · 18 answers · asked by katie 3 in Polls & Surveys

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If you've answered almost every question of one of your contacts, and they've never given you the best

answer, do you find it hard to give them the best answer for answering one of your questions?

2007-11-28 01:14:58 · 27 answers · asked by AMANDA M 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you a cereal stalker?

personally I like fruit loops....but not that much....

2007-11-28 01:14:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who won dancing with the stars?

2007-11-28 01:14:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

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Girls, if your ex was an inch tall and you had to drop something on him to flatten him, what would it be?

Cool Question

2007-11-28 01:13:25 · 2 answers · asked by Mr Edwards 1 in Polls & Surveys

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I am having a very Charlie Brown day - can I get a hug?

2007-11-28 01:12:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's the best way to get blood out of fur?

Just so people don't get suspicious.

2007-11-28 01:12:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you a better cook or a singer or a dancer?

2007-11-28 01:12:04 · 12 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you have ever been cited for an unsecured load?

2007-11-28 01:11:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How many BA's have you had in a day?

I got 5 today! I'm very happy!!!

2007-11-28 01:11:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why do some people just go down the lists of answers giving thumbs down?

2007-11-28 01:09:49 · 40 answers · asked by nuttygirl824 4 in Polls & Surveys

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POLL: is D0GGY STYLE a GOOD name for a DOG GROOMING PARLOUR?

2007-11-28 01:09:19 · 91 answers · asked by SHARKY Xl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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POLL:The last time you used the bathroom, did you do a #1 or #2, both, or neither?

2007-11-28 01:09:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you work with someone that absolutely drives you up a wall? If so, what do they do to get on your nerves?

I have a co-worker who is very nice; however, she seems to think that I want to have a personal conversation (mostly about her) first thing in the morning anywhere from 30 minutes to one hour -- no lie. I think she finally got the hint because I started giving her the cold shoulder and ignoring her. I got so sick and tired of it. I don't mind goofing off every now and then, but not every single morning when we both get in.

2007-11-28 01:08:07 · 12 answers · asked by Hoping he will bless me with #1 4 in Polls & Surveys