A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?"
"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant."
"You sell them here?" the customer asks.
"Only $5 each," says Green.
The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter.
"You didn't eat enough," says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry.
"Hey, Green," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $5 apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $3. You're ripping me off!"
"You see?" says Green. "You're smarter already."
2007-11-28 01:18:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, as they imply, ' fish is brain food'
2007-11-28 01:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groannnnnn! Hey, it's better than I can do. I'm no good at telling jokes. They fall flat if I forget how it goes. lol : }
Something I forgot to share about fish heads. My husband took me up north to show me where he use to go fishing. All of the telephone poles had fish heads nailed to them all the way around. I had forgotten about that until now. We took pictures--what a sight!!
2007-11-28 01:23:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that was really funny. I almost didn't read it because it looked like too much to read and there was a potential risk of my brain blowing up.
2007-11-28 14:07:21 · answer #3 · answered by Nerd [Got Suspended] 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
* I have stard it because it is funny. A way of advertising own market in a cunning way or fraudulent manner.
2007-11-28 02:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! It works!
2007-11-28 22:56:00 · answer #5 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-28 03:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha...fool him once, shame on you...fool him twice...shame on him...i love this joke, DC...happy day:)
2007-11-28 01:39:22 · answer #7 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!! he he he! Star for you darling! *
2007-11-28 01:24:12 · answer #8 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats cute;)
2007-11-28 01:22:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
NOT TOO BAD.
2007-11-28 01:24:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋