Your at your boyfriends parents place and sure enough becasue of last nights mexican food you need the bathroom.
But you realise too late that theirs no toilet paper left, and lets just say, you really need to wipe.
No one can hear your screams for help.
and then you look up: To your left you see a pair of embroidered his n her towels that belong to his folks.
To your right you see a roll of sandpaper.
Whats your plan of action, you dont have long to decide.
2007-11-28 01:15:03 · 18 answers · asked by katie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Katie I have got to admit this is a very very funny question!! I have been in this situation so many times (not necessarily the poo dilemma) but stranded on the loo without paper. I have a number of tactics. If its pee - just wipe with fingers and wash well afterwards, or use edge of a hand towel (truly disgusting I know!!) If it's poo - use the sink and your hands - there is really no alternative unless you can handle skid marks and I wont go there!!!!
2007-11-29 00:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by Hencor72 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 06:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by vignola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What' s toilet paper?
LOL.
Use the damn towels. If they didn't want you to use them, they would've had TP in there. The boyfriend ain't going to care if you use the towels, but if you use the sand paper, you 'll be looking for a new boyfriend.
2007-11-28 02:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First I sit there and wonder for so long why on earth there is a roll of sand paper in their bathroom. I have now been there so long that they send a search and rescue party out for me, where I am then able to ask in a nice quiet voice for a roll of toilet paper.
2007-11-28 01:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by blueman 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Rip of the roll of toilet paper.... use the brown roll.... run out and wash your butt off in the sink and dry with his and her towels. LOL
Then question them on the sandpaper.......
2007-11-28 01:20:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm definitely going to wash off in the sink.... it just seems like the right thing to do
2007-11-28 01:23:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa ! This is why I ask for T.P.! I use the towel and get the hell out of there !
2007-11-28 02:17:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got a cell phone? Everyone has one, it seems. Call the house, call the boyfriend, or call Mr. Whipple.
2007-11-28 01:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Use underware, throw underware out window, retrive later
2007-11-28 01:38:12 · answer #9 · answered by Roger F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use the sandpaper. They will notice the towels more. You can dispose of the sandpaper. You will get over your injuries.
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2007-11-28 01:18:40 · answer #10 · answered by D TRAIN 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋