The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her "Okay, what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven", she replies.
The sheriff thinks to himself, "Thats not what I wanted, but I guess she's right!"
"What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks.
"Today and Tomorrow", the blonde answers.
The sheriff is again surprised that the blonde has supplied a correct answer that had not even occurred to him.
"Now listen carefully, who killed Abe Lincoln?" he asks her.
The blonde looks a little surprised. She thinks really hard for a minute and finally admits, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wanders over to the beauty parlor, where her pals are waiting to hear the results of the interview.
The blonde was exultant. "The interview went great!" she says. "First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
2007-11-28 19:27:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-29 03:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a 3 out of 5, and yes I'm going to tell it to all my blonde friends
2007-11-28 19:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one.....astonishing very humorous ..... enjoyed it .....gave me a superb snigger .....good activity.....shop up the best ones "Blonde caller:“are you able to offer me the telephone variety for Jack?” Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you're conversing approximately” Blond Caller: “On web site a million section 5, of the person instruction manual it for sure states that i might desire to unplug the fax gadget from the AC wall socket and get in touch with Jack till now cleansing. Now, are you able to offer me the variety for Jack?” blonde edition of who desires to be a millionaire: quickest finger question: positioned those Rocky movies so as beginning with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde ladies drove to Disneyland.They observed an indication that suggested "Disneyland Left" so they went left and went back domicile. they stumbled on 2 blonde ladies frozen to dying of their motor vehicle at thecontinual-in action picture theatre. They went to work out "Closed For The wintry climate". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant decide how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet wellness care professional (using a stethoscope): "vast breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the container this blonde ladys pal grow to be fairly injured and necessary to bypass to the wellness center for scientific interest.So she finally have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she in basic terms cal "911"? The blonde lady suggested"nicely i couldnt discover the "eleven" button." 2 blondes are jogging in the woods whilst one spots tracks and says, "hiya seem, submit to tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for roughly an hour. next morning, information headlines examine:2 blondes, killed by way of prepare.
2016-10-18 08:15:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-11-28 22:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg
sooo funny
2007-11-28 19:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by hannie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-11-28 19:32:26 · answer #6 · answered by justagirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-28 20:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by Mark D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-28 19:37:27 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, what you need is something taht's truly ridiculous. That's funny.
For example, go to youtube and search Dramatic Chipmunk or Yu-Gi-Oh abridged. that's funny shat
2007-11-28 19:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by Shurikens Rule! 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahaha, that'll keep her going for years
starred
2007-11-29 00:49:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋