Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2007

Do you think Santa will leave many gifts under the tree?

2007-11-28 21:47:46 · 12 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:46:20 · 13 answers · asked by tiger 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:45:48 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm left-handed!! :)

2007-11-28 21:45:30 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A little skinny white bloke gets stuck in a lift with a huge muscular black bloke.

The little white bloke is so engrossed in mentally willing the lift to start moving again, he doesn't realise that he is actually staring at the massive black bloke.

The Black bloke notices this, and obviously gets stared at regularly, so he automatically reels off his stats "I'm 7 feet 3 inches, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, and my balls weigh 20 pounds each, Turner Brown."

On hearing this the little white bloke goes a lighter shade of pale, throws up, and faints.

On regaining consciousness, the little white bloke asks him to repeat what he said, so the black bloke repeats his stats and says "and my name is Turner Brown"

The white bloke replies "Thank God for that, I thought you said TURN AROUND!!"

2007-11-28 21:44:30 · 9 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 21:43:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:40:10 · 13 answers · asked by bubble wrapping 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just curious..

2007-11-28 21:40:01 · 12 answers · asked by Judith H 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:38:47 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your current mood

2007-11-28 21:38:36 · 30 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

i'm verry sorry for my silly mood

what for sorry thats the question

2007-11-28 21:38:30 · 14 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:38:18 · 23 answers · asked by in any other world 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:38:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:36:30 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:35:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:35:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An elderly couple were sitting in church during a particularly engrossing sermon.

The old lady leaned over to the old man and whispered "Guess what..... I just did a silent fart"

The old man whispered back "You need a new battery in your hearing aid....!"


AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ I feel quite faint..........

2007-11-28 21:35:19 · 19 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm not :(

2007-11-28 21:34:51 · 13 answers · asked by in any other world 1 in Polls & Surveys

either it be a sneakers,socks,foot,undies,purses,etc...

please be honest & no getting mad.its just a friendly poll asking an honest question.thanks for everyone.

2007-11-28 21:33:21 · 7 answers · asked by mtf1120 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:33:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"YOU SHOT MY BROTHER, YOU DIRTY RAT YOU!"

2007-11-28 21:32:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-11-28 21:32:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

But now looks like all the kids are on!

2007-11-28 21:30:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:29:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:28:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 21:28:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what name?

2007-11-28 21:27:52 · 6 answers · asked by skinnyribcage 2 in Other - Entertainment

You and your partner (played by Edward Norton) have the bad guys trapped but their leader is still at large and has kidnapped your pet poodle
who is the head bad guy

1) Robert Redford
2) Robert Wagner
3) Robert Ulrich

2007-11-28 21:27:30 · 3 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

COMMANDMENT 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.

COMMANDMENT 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

COMMANDMENT 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

COMMANDMENT 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

COMMANDMENT 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

COMMANDMENT 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which
one.

COMMANDMENT 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something
you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

COMMANDMENT 8
Every man wants a wife, who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.

COMMANDMENT 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.

COMMANDMENT 10
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.

BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a
penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too.
But she leaned over too much, fell into the well,
and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled
and said, 'Hey!...This thing really works!'

2007-11-28 21:26:56 · 13 answers · asked by PC 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 21:26:45 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys