COMMANDMENT 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.
COMMANDMENT 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
COMMANDMENT 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
COMMANDMENT 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
COMMANDMENT 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
COMMANDMENT 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which
one.
COMMANDMENT 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something
you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
COMMANDMENT 8
Every man wants a wife, who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
COMMANDMENT 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
COMMANDMENT 10
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a
penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too.
But she leaned over too much, fell into the well,
and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled
and said, 'Hey!...This thing really works!'
2007-11-28 21:26:56 · 13 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha! yes, papsy!
those are.
2007-11-28 23:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by Angel-ene 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need but wants. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he doesn't want but needs.
2007-11-29 05:55:02 · answer #2 · answered by HotSteel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Obviously they r, but since all men know these or for those who do, don't gt married or at least admit that u too make women's life a living hell sometimes..
the story made me laugh though I expected the end
2007-11-29 05:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by Me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10,star,hilarious.
I liked the Bonus Commandment,although I enjoyed the rest as well.Thnx.
2007-11-29 05:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mmm...deferring marriage seems to be an advantage ha? it means am on the right track...
i know some people who deserve to be in the wishing well...
tnx for sharing. Funny!!
2007-12-01 06:06:58 · answer #5 · answered by jables 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, indeed!
and i liked the bonus story, too ;-)
2007-11-29 05:56:04 · answer #6 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe.. nice one PC!!!i wonder where that wishing well is? i want to bring my mother-in-law and see what happens... =)
2007-11-30 00:43:57 · answer #7 · answered by noldzki 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH NO!!!! lol
I'm NOT there yet.
Hope I never will be...but I liked it though.hehehe
2007-11-29 05:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-11-29 06:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats very funny :):)
2007-11-29 05:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by ausblue 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋