A little skinny white bloke gets stuck in a lift with a huge muscular black bloke.
The little white bloke is so engrossed in mentally willing the lift to start moving again, he doesn't realise that he is actually staring at the massive black bloke.
The Black bloke notices this, and obviously gets stared at regularly, so he automatically reels off his stats "I'm 7 feet 3 inches, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, and my balls weigh 20 pounds each, Turner Brown."
On hearing this the little white bloke goes a lighter shade of pale, throws up, and faints.
On regaining consciousness, the little white bloke asks him to repeat what he said, so the black bloke repeats his stats and says "and my name is Turner Brown"
The white bloke replies "Thank God for that, I thought you said TURN AROUND!!"
2007-11-28 21:44:30 · 9 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
happend to me once i just pulled my gun and shot him now he is back to the normal 6 inches
as far as the 20 pounds i think the swelling will go back down to 20 pounds eventually
2007-11-29 01:27:48 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-28 21:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-29 02:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10, brilliant.
2007-11-28 21:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do i award you ten points? man thats fab
2007-11-28 21:50:13 · answer #5 · answered by Lancaster d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe lol thats ace :)
2007-11-28 21:48:51 · answer #6 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very good!
2007-11-28 23:21:31 · answer #7 · answered by emzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-29 02:16:24 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl!!! that was great!!!
2007-11-28 22:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋