An elderly couple were sitting in church during a particularly engrossing sermon.
The old lady leaned over to the old man and whispered "Guess what..... I just did a silent fart"
The old man whispered back "You need a new battery in your hearing aid....!"
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ I feel quite faint..........
2007-11-28 21:35:19 · 19 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and is silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week".
The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly".
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
2007-11-29 01:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be grammatical in English, your question would desire to study "What does Whoopsy daisy recommend?", or " Whoopsy daisy —What does it recommend?", yet no longer "What does it recommend Whoopsy Daisy ?"
2016-09-30 07:21:41 · answer #2 · answered by sedlay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheeheh! Brill!
2007-11-28 23:22:29 · answer #3 · answered by emzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny,
amazing how as you age your sphincter muscle relaxes so much that those "silent ones" become more prevalent and at the wrong times.
2007-11-28 21:41:09 · answer #4 · answered by reallynow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-28 21:46:17 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man.... that is too much at this time in the morning, I'm staying away from old peope for the rest of the day.... ugh!!
2007-11-28 21:40:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it at first and I was looking for the rest loool
it's funny
2007-11-28 21:50:17 · answer #7 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-29 02:56:17 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-11-28 21:49:00 · answer #9 · answered by Lancaster d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-11-28 22:13:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋