A 999 call is made to the emergency services and is routed through to an emergency medic whilst the ambulance is dispatched.
Medic "Whats happened sir?"
Hunter "I was hunting deer with my friend when he accidentally fell on his gun and shot himself. I think he's dead!"
Medic "Ok sir, don't panic, just follow my instructions to the letter and we'll see what we can do. Do you understand?"
Hunter "Yes, I understand!"
Medic "OK, now first of all we have to make sure he is actually dead, do you know how to do that?"
Hunter "Yes, I can do that"
The medic then hears two loud gunshots ring out
Hunter "Ok, he's definitely dead, what next?"
2007-11-28 22:00:22 · 18 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sounds good so far where is the rest??
jk he he he
2007-11-29 01:28:57 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-25 04:39:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-28 22:06:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You stupid moron. People like you give safe and ethical hunters a bad name.
2007-12-02 17:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by gonehunting3006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-11-28 22:08:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 for that, cracking
2007-11-28 23:09:32 · answer #6 · answered by deanjames2903 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad Not Bad
2007-11-28 22:16:19 · answer #7 · answered by Andrew M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this must be the funniest joke i've read so far. Very good! hahahahaha! LMAO!
2007-11-29 00:38:26 · answer #8 · answered by dudette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-29 02:54:49 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good - pat on the back...
2007-11-28 22:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋