A bloke kills a deer, takes it home, and serves it up to his family for dinner, but doesn't tell his kids what it is, telling them they have to guess.
He says to them "I'll give you a clue, its what mummy calls daddy"
His little daughter gets a horrified look on her face, turns to her brother, and says "Don't eat it! Its a f..king @rsehole!!"
2007-11-28 21:49:58 · 14 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
in my home it wold have been lion jerky
(lying jerk)
2007-11-29 01:24:13 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent question and I'm sure I'll get big thumbs down for the truth. I find few other hunters on this site that think the way we do. Most are basically just meat hunters from what I have read. I hunt Mule deer out here in the west and won't even get excited till I see antlers out past a bucks ears, which is usually about 24"s for a mature Muley. The guys I hunt with are pretty much the same way and I've come home without even filling my tag even though I've seen smaller decent bucks. We pretty much have got to the point now where we just apply for limited entry tags just so we can enjoy a true quality hunt. I didn't even draw this year but now I have another bonus point for next seasons draw! Maybe if more hunters weren't so hard up to just shoot something there'd be some more real nice shooters. Anyways, I know what your saying. Good Luck!
2016-04-06 03:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-11-28 21:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehe! Star!
2007-11-28 23:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by emzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-28 21:53:47 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....my rating for this "so called joke" is 2/10
2007-11-28 22:01:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-29 02:55:21 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you... oh my tummy hurts with laughing
2007-11-28 22:45:38 · answer #8 · answered by sinkcat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u rock grizz
2007-11-28 21:53:06 · answer #9 · answered by Lancaster d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololol
2007-11-29 01:03:40 · answer #10 · answered by spoodleroo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋