Gay guy goes into a bar in liverpool, upon entering he sees a typical scouser 6'6, currly hair and drinking a pint. Fancing his look the gay goes up to the scouser and whispers in his ear...'Fancy a bl0w j0b?'.... The scouser immediatley jumps up and punches the gay man while throwing him through the door!
'What the hell did he say' Asks the barman..... Scouser replies...' Cheeky litt;le b@st@rd tried to offer me some sort of job!!'
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Little johnny walks in on mom in the bath one day, pointing to her v@gin@ he asks....'whats that?'.... Mom stuggles for an explanation but says.... 'oh thats where daddy hit me with an axe'.... Johnny gasps 'wow that was a good shot..... he got you right in the f@nny!'
2007-11-28 22:08:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Girl i loved them!!
See, now this is why i get your questions e-mailed straight to me!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
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2007-11-28 23:05:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 06:11:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure, it is funny.. honestly! =)
2007-11-29 06:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Both good. Thanks for the laugh
2007-11-29 06:15:03 · answer #4 · answered by Kels_Bells 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋