4 nuns get killed in a car accident they all go before St. Peter.
"I must ask you a question before you enter the pearly gates", St. Peter said.
The 1st nun comes up, he asks, "Have you ever touched a penis?," she says, "Yes with my finger", St. Peter says, "Dip your finger in holy water, you may enter."
2nd comes up he asks the same question, she says, "Yes with my hand", St. Peter says, "Dip your hand in holy water and you may enter.
3rd comes up he asks the same question, before she could answer, 4th nun pushes her out of the way and says, "St. Peter if you think I'm going to goggle in that water after she dips her *** in it, then forget it".
2007-11-28 20:07:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is funny. Very good.
2007-11-28 20:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 06:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny.
2007-11-29 04:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Help! My tails just fell off laughing LOL
2007-11-29 04:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yuck! I have heard it before! Still tickles the funny bone though Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
2007-11-29 05:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke, it's tainted water, lol.!!!
10/10 Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!
2007-11-29 10:22:21 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-29 10:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, not holy water anymore
starred
2007-11-29 08:24:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats funny
2007-11-29 04:11:28 · answer #9 · answered by Real Talk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg thats awesome!!!!!!!!! :)
i read jokes like this all the time but this one definately takes the cake
2007-11-29 04:57:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋