Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."
So the that's what Rich did.
The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," said Joe.
"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"
2007-11-28 20:02:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha, better not let the missus see this, she'll want one
starred
2007-11-29 00:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-28 22:02:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!! 10/10!
2007-11-28 23:53:30 · answer #3 · answered by Teerna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow.. 60 minutes of sex voucher.. i love it. So thats 2mins a time hurray thats a whole month of sex..
2007-11-28 22:43:09 · answer #4 · answered by sinkcat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats a hilarious joke.. but would not recommend it for a birthday gift unless ur wife has a good sense of humor.. and another REAL gift. .. lol
2007-11-28 20:05:45 · answer #5 · answered by sunflower23 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-11-28 20:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aww poor husband!
Great joke anyway, Star for you.
2007-11-29 03:12:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-29 02:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so predictably funny…a bit exaggerated of course but still funny!!! Here's a star for you!!!
2007-11-28 21:09:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-11-28 20:05:52 · answer #10 · answered by Jagman S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋