Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2007

God appears to a man and says he'll have to quit fags, drink and sex if he wants to go to heaven. a week later God re-appears and asks how things are going... the man says 'the fags and drink where easy to give up but when my wife bent over to take the meat out of the freezer, i couldn't resist and i had to give her one there and then!" god says 'They dont like that sort of thing in heaven..." man replies 'They dont like it in Tesco's either!!'

2007-10-30 07:14:30 · 3 answers · asked by *Xx Ashleigh xX* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

SOME times it looks like they get a way with hurting people.

2007-10-30 07:13:55 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

2007-10-30 07:12:51 · 5 answers · asked by Megan 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-30 07:12:32 · 11 answers · asked by Dry Drunk 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'd make A1 flavor..

2007-10-30 07:11:43 · 19 answers · asked by Sweet T 5 in Polls & Surveys

is there any sites where people post their ipod playlists for example , like imeem?

2007-10-30 07:11:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

for a project in french class i have to find a music video that is
~in french
~no profanity (swears, graphic, etc.) so something that is ok to show an average school
~ and i would prefer to be something metal, punk, emo, or somethign like that

thankyou! =)

2007-10-30 07:11:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-10-30 07:10:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 07:10:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whenever I'm home sick, I'm seeing a rerun of The People's Court and Judge Mathis?

This is the US and we love to sue there should never be a repeat of any of those shows!

2007-10-30 07:09:56 · 10 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Ok it goes- ahhh ah ha ha ha ha ha haaaa million times.
here's a link to some kid on youtube singing it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBmPmc1I8ck

2007-10-30 07:09:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

and the worst part is... my shoe is way to far under the couch to reach

2007-10-30 07:06:33 · 14 answers · asked by blank 3 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-10-30 07:06:25 · 16 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

The Pivot Questionnaire. They're better known as the questions that James Lipton asks every guest at the end of "Inside the Actor's Studio" show

1) What is your favorite word?
2) What is your least favorite word?
3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4) What turns you off?
5) What is your favorite curse word?
6) What sound or noise do you love?
7) What sound or noise do you hate?
8) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9) What profession would you not like to do?
10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates

2007-10-30 07:06:12 · 19 answers · asked by Sabine 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 07:06:07 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 07:05:04 · 31 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 07:04:39 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 07:03:53 · 2 answers · asked by kiki 3 in Polls & Surveys

It has a lyric...It's sad...so sad...it's a sad,sad situation....Please tell me the title because I know it's Elton John...Thanks...

2007-10-30 07:03:52 · 10 answers · asked by crystal 5 in Lyrics

2007-10-30 07:03:49 · 6 answers · asked by Chichiri 1 in Comics & Animation

Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of Japan when the male whale looks up and sees the whaling ship that killed his father five years ago. Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death, the male whale says to the female, "Let's go underneath the ship and blow air through our blow holes. That ought to knock their boat over, and make them think twice about killing innocent whales." The female whale agrees, and the plan works perfectly. Once the whaling ship has completely sunk, the male whale notices that most of the sailors are making their way back to the shore by either swimming or using lifeboats. Not willing to let them get away so easily, the male whale yells, "They're going to shore - Let's go gobble them up!" Just then, the female whale becomes less cooperative: "HEY!", she says, "I agreed to the bl0wjob but there is NO WAY I'm swallowing seamen!"

2007-10-30 07:03:40 · 16 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

So a friend asked me to come to his hockey game last night. But, the night before we were on the phone for an hour and a half (we didn't get off until almost midnight), and he kept begging me to come. He said he would call me the next day (yesterday) to see if I could come. Well, yesterday afternoon he still hadn't called, so I called him. He didn't answer. I still went to the game and cheered his team on. After the game I didn't even get a simple hello! I mean come on! Right? His mom had been talking to me after the game, and she was being soo sweet. And then he walked by and didn't say a word to me. I called him while I was on my way home, and I left him a long, quite rude message: 'You are the biggest *** in the entire world. I drive all the way to Mississippi to see you play, and you don't even say hi! You p*ssed me off so much that I'm not even in the mood to see my school get their butts kicked. I am not calling back until you call and apologize. Goodnight!'
Was that premature?

2007-10-30 07:02:51 · 7 answers · asked by Hockey Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-10-30 07:02:44 · 38 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 07:01:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you want people to remember,that you think we have forgotton I mean all of the world not just countries,everyone.Friends,family,strangers,etc..

Something that was important and now it is fading away or is gone but you remember and think we should never ever forget.

2007-10-30 07:01:40 · 6 answers · asked by 5v62020 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think this latest news about emily will make sure she has a swift exit in next weeks X Factor show?
http://xfactorforum.blogspot.com

2007-10-30 07:01:25 · 8 answers · asked by Helen M 3 in Reality Television

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.

The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated a whale could not
swallow a human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

2007-10-30 07:00:31 · 7 answers · asked by Megan 3 in Jokes & Riddles

It's played during the last love-making scene in Pretty Woman, about 1 hour 26 mins into the show.

Starts off with piano, where Julia Roberts finds Richard Gere on the bed and starts kissing him. Then the whole orchestra slowly comes in. Ends again with the same piano notes.

And the next scene is them having breakfast and discussing their future.

Anyone knows the name of that piece? Thanks!

2007-10-30 06:59:57 · 2 answers · asked by Oreona 1 in Movies

to resolve their differences in private?

2007-10-30 06:59:32 · 5 answers · asked by drizzle_darkened 3 in Polls & Surveys

I was just listening to Incubus on the ol' iTunes and "Earth To Bella (Part 1)" came on. Most reviews and fan criticisms of that album will mention how much they dislike that song (and its unnecessary "Part 2" at the end of the album)...but I like it. It's not the best song they've ever done by any means, but I dig the contrast between the soft, acoustic verses and the loud, plugged-in parts. From what I've read and even seen on here, I'm one the few exceptions and not the rule. Here's the album cut if you wanted to check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK5kk0MB_ZI

So do you have a favorite song, album or musician you like and everyone else seems to hate?

2007-10-30 06:58:43 · 29 answers · asked by Sookie 6 in Rock and Pop