Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2007

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After afew seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,and two locals sitting at the next table, Bruce (naturally) and Brian, turned tolook at her.
"Kin ya swaller?" asked Bruce The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head. 'No!!!' With that, Bruce walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,pulled down her pants and ran his tongue up and down her bottom. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew outof her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Bruce swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Brian said in admiration

"Ya know Bruce, I'd heard of that blo-ody hind-lickmanouver but I'd never seen it in action.

2007-10-30 07:48:41 · 8 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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chris brown concert how long?

how long is a chris brown concert!?? im going and i wanna know

2007-10-30 07:48:00 · 3 answers · asked by nothing_without_you4 2 in Other - Entertainment

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what is a good brand of deodorant that decrease perspiration?

i was going to try out this stuff that i seen on tv called CERTAINLY DRY i think it was. i just need HELP because everytime i put on my really cute shirts or something i always end up sweating REAL BAD. ( the good thing is it has no smell, i just want to stop sweating though, thanks.)

2007-10-30 07:47:57 · 6 answers · asked by Miss 21 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you see the glass half empty, or half full?

2007-10-30 07:47:40 · 10 answers · asked by Less than zero (<0) 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the Song in the Pepsi Advert with Fergie in it?

I think the song is good so I want to know the name of the song

2007-10-30 07:46:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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will yahoo suspend my account if they find out im homeless????

2007-10-30 07:46:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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im asking these homeless questions because...??????

i became homeless 3 weeks ago

2007-10-30 07:45:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did the Kents take Clark home immediately, ar did they leave him at an orphanage first, then, took him home?

2007-10-30 07:45:05 · 8 answers · asked by Chichiri 1 in Comics & Animation

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Whats your opinion of Rude Daughter?

Last week I was sitting in Doctors office and in came a little lady in a wheel chair her daughter behind pushing...
It was so sad how rude the daughter was to her Mother.
She stated:
Do you want to watch TV are not?
You do not need a drink of water,you can wait...several other comments.
What is ones opinion of a daughter that would treat a Mother like this?
It was horrible.
Has anyone else ever saw this before?
I can't seem to get this off my mind.

2007-10-30 07:44:54 · 10 answers · asked by Mustbe 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How can i record music on the computer?

How can i record my music and put it on myspace?

2007-10-30 07:44:15 · 2 answers · asked by ExpressYOURSELF! :) 5 in Other - Music

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Do you think its dumb for a person to give you a thumbs down on an opinion question?

I mean, its your OPINION, you shouldn't diss another persons opinion

ok, that was my ranting thing for the day

2007-10-30 07:44:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Kitchen or Living room?

2007-10-30 07:43:48 · 24 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

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In the night garden?

i love the Ninky Nonk

who is your favorite if you have one that is

2007-10-30 07:43:47 · 10 answers · asked by misskitti7® 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there a type of music that you just can't stand? Mine would be hip-hop.?

2007-10-30 07:42:58 · 29 answers · asked by Dr. Ray Langston 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Did you ever send someone a text message and leave out a key word?

I just sent a text message that was supposed to read "i want to come home". I was talking when I sent it and left out the last word, and realized it as I hit send.

2007-10-30 07:42:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What should we do today?

2007-10-30 07:41:55 · 13 answers · asked by Mike 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Halloween one liners part 2?

What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or tweet

Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license

How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he goes into a bat

Where do spooks water ski?
On Lake Erie

Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea

What kind of streets do zombies like to haunt the best?
Dead end streets

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count duckula

What's a monster's favourite play?
Romeo and ghouliet

Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club.

2007-10-30 07:41:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you done banging your head against a brick wall yet?

2007-10-30 07:41:03 · 25 answers · asked by Mrzknowitall GCG 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone remember the country artist Jack Greene?

2007-10-30 07:41:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

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Why do people slow down to look at traffic accidents?

What is your answer to this question?

If you don't know what I'm talking about, when your in traffic, especially rush hour in major cities, the north bound lane has a traffic accident with cops, lights, ambulance,etc... The south bound lane that has no accident all of a sudden comes to a complete stop. Why? People in front of you in their cars are slowing down to look over the divider in the freeway to see the accident.

If you think about it, it's kind of twisted how us humans think and want to see.

2007-10-30 07:40:55 · 25 answers · asked by USAGUY 3 in Polls & Surveys

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