What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or tweet
Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he goes into a bat
Where do spooks water ski?
On Lake Erie
Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea
What kind of streets do zombies like to haunt the best?
Dead end streets
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count duckula
What's a monster's favourite play?
Romeo and ghouliet
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club.
2007-10-30 07:41:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent thanks
2007-10-30 08:32:30 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Halloween One Liners
2016-09-30 07:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke #2 I don't like mummies working for me because they come "unraveled" under pressure.
joke #3 should be who did the zombie invite... Because ghosts are spectral apparitions and cannot "dig-up" anything or anyone
other than that ... quite GOOD!
2014-07-16 07:15:45 · answer #3 · answered by keith 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny. 7/10.
2007-10-30 16:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol loved them all,have a star,and Happy Halloween to you.xxx
2007-10-30 07:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cupcakes with gummy worms stuck in them, with red icing carmel apples with gummy worms and gummy black spiders Beef tongue, cold, peeled, sliced and served with mustard barbeque meat balls, just call them something else (lower) chicken wings, but arrange them like hands and fingers on platters ham and cheese rolled up and held with a toothpick. call them barmitzfah leftovers. whole baby sweet pickles stuffed into olives
2016-04-11 03:11:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly? 2/10
2007-10-30 07:44:52 · answer #7 · answered by ian h 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
i knew you would have some of these nice to see you on form a shooting star coming up for the lady>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-30 09:08:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 07:44:53 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol these were good
starred again
2007-10-30 18:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-10-30 07:47:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋