A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After afew seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,and two locals sitting at the next table, Bruce (naturally) and Brian, turned tolook at her.
"Kin ya swaller?" asked Bruce The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head. 'No!!!' With that, Bruce walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,pulled down her pants and ran his tongue up and down her bottom. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew outof her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Bruce swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Brian said in admiration
"Ya know Bruce, I'd heard of that blo-ody hind-lickmanouver but I'd never seen it in action.
2007-10-30 07:48:41 · 8 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice 1 chris!. I hadn't heard that 1 before. Aussie foreplay - 'You awake Shiela?' a star for you
2007-10-31 07:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by george d 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 18:22:41 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got to remember that one.!!!
Cheers Lady for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-30 07:53:53 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha!!
That's a new one! Cheers for the laughs!
Must tell hubby!! He'll enjoy that one!!!
Star is on its way! *
2007-10-30 23:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 07:52:30 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one didnt expect that punchline lmao star for you
2007-10-30 09:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eh...heard to many variations of this joke before.
2007-10-30 09:54:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! funny!! they hiney-lick manuever!
2007-10-30 08:00:20 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋