god comes to a man....?

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god comes to a man....?

God appears to a man and says he'll have to quit fags, drink and sex if he wants to go to heaven. a week later God re-appears and asks how things are going... the man says 'the fags and drink where easy to give up but when my wife bent over to take the meat out of the freezer, i couldn't resist and i had to give her one there and then!" god says 'They dont like that sort of thing in heaven..." man replies 'They dont like it in Tesco's either!!'

2007-10-30 07:14:30 · 3 answers · asked by *Xx Ashleigh xX* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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nice one ash really funny. lmao

2007-10-30 11:34:49 · answer #1 · answered by little devil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Funny! 10!

2007-10-30 23:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

LMAO

2007-10-30 15:56:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋