Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of Japan when the male whale looks up and sees the whaling ship that killed his father five years ago. Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death, the male whale says to the female, "Let's go underneath the ship and blow air through our blow holes. That ought to knock their boat over, and make them think twice about killing innocent whales." The female whale agrees, and the plan works perfectly. Once the whaling ship has completely sunk, the male whale notices that most of the sailors are making their way back to the shore by either swimming or using lifeboats. Not willing to let them get away so easily, the male whale yells, "They're going to shore - Let's go gobble them up!" Just then, the female whale becomes less cooperative: "HEY!", she says, "I agreed to the bl0wjob but there is NO WAY I'm swallowing seamen!"
2007-10-30 07:03:40 · 16 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another excellent joke from you. Thanks and another star to go with it.
2007-10-30 07:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You know you're a nerd when.. every morning you try and levitate out of bed using the ‘Force’ your goldfish is named ‘Spock’ you think a girl is coming on to you when she asks you the answers to yesterdays homework you and your pals get together and talk about the ‘passes’ that chicks have made to you on the Internet among other items on your christmas tree, one was a floppy disk. you ring up the teachers on the weekend to ask what you’ll be doing on Monday you're birthday cake is the shape of a computer
2016-05-26 02:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 16:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 18:34:07 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think its funny but its ok
maybe other people may think it is funny
sorry
i will give you a star for posting it
2007-10-30 08:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ermmm its okay not the best joke about whales
2007-10-30 07:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by killerham90 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
star for you my friend.
that was sooooo funny.
lol,lol,lol. 10/10.
thanks for posting too.
2007-10-30 07:57:14 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 07:09:51 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-30 07:07:43 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I liked that one
2007-10-30 09:22:41 · answer #10 · answered by Frisco Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alrite not very original tho- tell ur m8 to get sum beta jks!!!
2007-10-30 07:07:13 · answer #11 · answered by (: 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋