Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2007

There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the nickel ... they said, because it was bigger.

One day after Little Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

Slowly, Little Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and he said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"

2007-10-25 08:06:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-25 08:06:45 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Since you had desert for the main course?

2007-10-25 08:05:58 · 6 answers · asked by ~Pussycat~ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I think Halle Barre's statement was free speech because she wasn't saying anything directly to anyone. She has a freedom to state her opinion if she wants. When Mark Fuhrman in the O.J. Simpson trial used the "N" word, nobody sued him, because they can't. But he did lose his reputation in the African American community. I think Halle Berre is going to have a hard time finding a job since majority of Hollywood producers are Jewish. Once someone makes a comment about them, they will be hit by all angles and they will make sure their reputation is ruined. Just look at Mel Gibson, one word about Jews and he's going to be ruined for life. Even though they didn't prove that Mel Gibson said anything offensive. So I just think cause he made the movie Passion of Christ, the Jews want to get revenge on him. Well the whole world seems to be anti semitic, so Halle Berre's statement is going to wash away fast since more anti semitic statements will be seen by a lot more people soon.

2007-10-25 08:04:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-25 08:04:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

When i only drink Tea?

2007-10-25 08:04:00 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grown ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"

2007-10-25 08:03:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and what are you going to be?

2007-10-25 08:03:26 · 10 answers · asked by MomToDavid 5 in Polls & Surveys

Vodka and Redbull

Boston Lager

2007-10-25 08:02:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 08:02:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

what do you think you could get for the total points you have on Yahoo answers now?

And would ever ask a question again or just answer?

2007-10-25 08:02:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 08:01:43 · 31 answers · asked by I SAID SO 3 in Polls & Surveys

my word is sexual tension... that causes shivers

2007-10-25 08:00:45 · 19 answers · asked by I Dream of Best Answer 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 08:00:32 · 38 answers · asked by Chris C 3 in Polls & Surveys

lol I think most everyone does. Its like an automatic reaction.

2007-10-25 07:59:29 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who are these "alleged" couples?

2007-10-25 07:59:23 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can be anything. go wild.

2007-10-25 07:58:03 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who is like a magnet
and i am the lump of metal
who draws me to her in P&S

what can i do
to stop this attraction
i feel compelled to go to her

HELP ME

what can i do

2007-10-25 07:57:33 · 3 answers · asked by itsa o 6 in Polls & Surveys

"I'm never going to work for that man again"
"Why, what did he say?"
"You're fired"

2007-10-25 07:57:30 · 13 answers · asked by Davis J 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Bacon. Chili. Cheeseburger?

2007-10-25 07:56:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Man #1 - "Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?"
Man #2 - "Nope never!"
Man #1 - "Yeah, they're making all the head lines"

I found it hilarious when it was delivered to me.

2007-10-25 07:56:19 · 6 answers · asked by shiznid12 1 in Jokes & Riddles

for answering a question? and what do the points mean?

I know I am domb!

2007-10-25 07:56:02 · 26 answers · asked by anonymous 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 07:56:00 · 23 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"

His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."

2007-10-25 07:55:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Apart from Hahahahahah!

2007-10-25 07:55:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you think they are brave? smart? stupid? honest? dishonest?

2007-10-25 07:55:25 · 16 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 07:54:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you have all your programmes lined up ?

2007-10-25 07:54:04 · 22 answers · asked by kirst is back!! 6 in Other - Television

Mine is
Tracy Chapman

2007-10-25 07:54:03 · 24 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

thanks

2007-10-25 07:52:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys