"I'm never going to work for that man again"
"Why, what did he say?"
"You're fired"
2007-10-25 07:57:30 · 13 answers · asked by Davis J 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
smirkable
2007-10-25 09:03:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Longer one ...for a stretched lip..
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African tribe whose men all had ears 12 inches long.
When males reach a certain age, a string is tied around their ears and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches their ears to 12 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said, "Whadaya say we try the African string-and-weight procedure?"
The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his ding-dong.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband,
"How is our tribal experiment coming?"
"Well, it looks like we're three-quarters way there," he replied.
"You've grown to 9 inches?!"
"No...it's turned black."
2007-10-25 15:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny! 10!
2007-10-25 19:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2007-10-25 15:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by justme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get the joke!
2007-10-25 18:00:21 · answer #5 · answered by LADY WITH AN ATTITUDE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is bad
but funny
2007-10-25 15:08:06 · answer #6 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you being a bad boy.
2007-10-25 15:28:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay
whats funny??
2007-10-25 15:02:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol
2007-10-25 15:09:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you say so
2007-10-25 15:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋