There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the nickel ... they said, because it was bigger.
One day after Little Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"
Slowly, Little Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and he said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"
2007-10-25 08:06:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another good one thanks
2007-10-25 08:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that johnny has a smsrt business mind, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-26 04:19:19 · answer #2 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 12:36:33 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats amusing. I like it.
Good for Johnny!!
2007-10-25 08:10:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it funny and wise at the same time.
Take care.
2007-10-25 08:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by Sorry deleted 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not very funny - more of a 'moral of the story' - fable type ing!
2007-10-25 08:11:00 · answer #6 · answered by Ylang-Ylang 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the great thinker of our time
2007-10-25 08:10:17 · answer #7 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got to love little johnny
very funny
2007-10-25 08:09:48 · answer #8 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha It's great! ahahahaaa
2007-10-25 08:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by rebecca_the_spaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe u go johnny
2007-10-25 09:00:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is't he a clever little cheeky monkey our johnny?.
love it as always, thnx,and a star my friend.
2007-10-25 08:11:51 · answer #11 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋