Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2007

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

"That's very nice, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself."

2007-10-25 07:36:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-25 07:36:29 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Morning mates!!! I'm off for a day or so try to behave while I'm gone!!

2007-10-25 07:36:07 · 19 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 07:35:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I actually have no problem with them at all. The only time that it really hurt was when I got a tetnus shot. I don't mind having blood drawn either but I HATE having my finger pricked.

2007-10-25 07:35:48 · 15 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Hard to explain, so I'll give an example. Imagine a scene where a man and a woman are talking. First the audience sees the man and the woman. Then we just see the woman's face. Then we see the man's face. Then we see both again, but from a different angle. Who controls what the audience sees when it does? Is that all done in the editing room? Does the director decide that? Is it written into the script? Or something else? Thank you.

2007-10-25 07:33:45 · 3 answers · asked by your_dear_old_mother 5 in Movies

2007-10-25 07:33:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 to repair the roof of the church."

"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new X-ray machine for the pediatrics ward at the hospital which cost $20,000."

The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, I enclosed a check for the full $30,000."

2007-10-25 07:33:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ahhhhhh

2007-10-25 07:33:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

"i've seen skies of grey, red roses too...."
lol thats all i kno. im pretty sure the songs called "what a wonderful world"

2007-10-25 07:32:59 · 10 answers · asked by vjfields7 1 in Other - Music

2007-10-25 07:32:35 · 32 answers · asked by ♥Sabre♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 07:32:33 · 18 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 07:32:31 · 11 answers · asked by Fabe 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 07:32:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A buddy frequently says about simple problems, "This ain't rocket surgery."

2007-10-25 07:31:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 07:31:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"It" meaning whatever you want it to mean. =-)

2007-10-25 07:31:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 07:31:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 07:29:08 · 27 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can't stand pompous, holier-than -thou people like her who think their opinion means so much more than "regular" people.
And her spawn Dr. Phil is even worse!

2007-10-25 07:27:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Xerces made me want to go really bad. =)

2007-10-25 07:27:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need
to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you
know,take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man
answered,

Saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with
Robyn Carter?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right
damn number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down
Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally
transposed the last two digits.


After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong'
number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an a-hole!" and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word 'a-hole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an a-hole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'a-hole'
calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said,
"Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if
you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called
him back and said, "That's because you're an a-hole!" and
hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a
parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled
into the spot I
had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd
been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I
noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down
his number.


A couple of days later, right after calling the first a-hole
(I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the
BMW a-hole, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can
see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax.


It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?"

He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an a-hole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two a-holes to call.

When I came up with an idea. I called a-hole #1.

He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an a-hole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"

He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"

He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."

He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "a-hole, I live

at 34 Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black
Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better
start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, a-hole," and hung up.

Then I called a-hole #2.

He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, a-hole,"

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"

He exclaimed, "I'll kick your a.ss,"

I answered, "Well, a-hole, here's your chance. I'm coming
over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that lived at 34 Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over
there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two a-holes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

2007-10-25 07:27:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i heard it on the radio kinda slow tpains in it i think

2007-10-25 07:26:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-10-25 07:26:01 · 19 answers · asked by Chris C 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 07:25:49 · 3 answers · asked by ɐuıʇsıɹɔ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Which one should we watch ?

2007-10-25 07:25:46 · 27 answers · asked by kitty k 1 in Polls & Surveys

an animal what would you be and why?

2007-10-25 07:25:44 · 8 answers · asked by dotty 3 in Polls & Surveys

Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody
Wizzard -I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Chrsitmas Is You
Wham! - Last Christmas
John Lennon and Yoko Ono - Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
Cliff Richard - Mistletoe and Wine

oh yeah not to mention bloody Band-Aid!! You can't escape these songs either you turn off the radio and there on in department stores, adverts on tv, music channels etc etc. Why is it still October and I feel like I'm in Christmas song purgatory AAAARGH!!!!

2007-10-25 07:25:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-25 07:25:13 · 3 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

(a friend of mine says Billy Joel, but I strongly disagree)

2007-10-25 07:24:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys