A buddy frequently says about simple problems, "This ain't rocket surgery."
2007-10-25 07:31:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I love your friend's expression! Consider it stolen. :-)
When my partner encounters a colleague who's being surly for no good reason, he'll say, "Aww, did someone wake up on the wrong side of -- NO ONE this morning?"
2007-10-25 07:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"be smarter than the tool."
"You might as well throw open the window and try to **ck the crack of dawn."
"It's like sex, if it doesn't feel good, you're doing something wrong."
And in the advent of a Malaysian prisoner who claims to have simply awakened with a lightbulb in places that aren't discussed outside of a proctologists office; "That must have been a really good party."
2007-10-25 07:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by jettech 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Mom once commented about someone on TV, "she's so ugly that if you put her in a barrel of water, you could skim off ugly for a week!"
Thinking about that still makes me chuckle.
2007-10-25 07:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My buddy John says "Get the "he** outta here" all the time, it cracks me up coming from a dude. ; )
2007-10-25 07:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to work with this lady in a payroll office, when things messed up she always said "good cow"...everytime she said that it just cracked me up.....
2007-10-25 07:35:04 · answer #5 · answered by deb 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I work for a couple italian stallion type guys. but instead of bada bing bada boom, one of them says 'beepita bop' and I have to bite my lip every time.
2007-10-25 07:35:35 · answer #6 · answered by Danielle 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hubby uses that one too! He told his grandaughter the other day that she looked like she'd been "sortin' bobcats!" LMAO!
She fell off her swing and was scraped up.
2007-10-25 07:37:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
people make fun of me for saying "he ain't the brightest brick in the yard"
and i know this hillbilly that says "all i know is everything around a pig's ahole is pork"
makes me lmao
2007-10-25 07:38:10 · answer #8 · answered by Mrzknowitall GCG 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
This girl at my office will say that she is "madder than a haint!"
I am not sure what a haint is but obviously it is pretty bad to be that mad. lol
2007-10-25 07:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
yea they say Rocks my Socks. I just think that is really funny. lol. You know like "you rock my socks". or something. lol
2007-10-25 07:48:52 · answer #10 · answered by ♥~Onyx~♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋