An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 to repair the roof of the church."
"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new X-ray machine for the pediatrics ward at the hospital which cost $20,000."
The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, I enclosed a check for the full $30,000."
2007-10-25 07:33:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very clever and very good
shooting star for the lady>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-25 07:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-10-25 07:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 12:54:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best jokes ive heard for a long time .well said .Certainly tell my mates that one.
2007-10-25 07:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sums them up alright. Fab joke. lol
2016-04-10 04:54:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's brilliant and I'm at law school training to be a lawyer
2007-10-25 07:39:10 · answer #6 · answered by rach84green 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a good one. Very funny.
2007-10-25 07:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by cajun_baby_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. I put a smile on my face.
2007-10-25 07:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by nicki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it a lot. Starred!
2007-10-25 07:38:00 · answer #9 · answered by Kaeldra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 02:56:16 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋