Bad day..........?

Question

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need
to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you
know,take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man
answered,

Saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with
Robyn Carter?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right
damn number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down
Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally
transposed the last two digits.


After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong'
number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an a-hole!" and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word 'a-hole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an a-hole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'a-hole'
calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said,
"Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if
you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called
him back and said, "That's because you're an a-hole!" and
hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a
parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled
into the spot I
had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd
been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I
noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down
his number.


A couple of days later, right after calling the first a-hole
(I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the
BMW a-hole, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can
see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax.


It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?"

He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an a-hole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two a-holes to call.

When I came up with an idea. I called a-hole #1.

He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an a-hole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"

He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"

He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."

He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "a-hole, I live

at 34 Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black
Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better
start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, a-hole," and hung up.

Then I called a-hole #2.

He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, a-hole,"

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"

He exclaimed, "I'll kick your a.ss,"

I answered, "Well, a-hole, here's your chance. I'm coming
over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that lived at 34 Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over
there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two a-holes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Answer 1

Holy crap, I love that. They never figured out it was really you? You are my official idol for the next ten minutes. -drool-

Answer 2

LOL, Revenge is a dish better served cold.
10/10*

Answer 3

Funny!

Answer 4

That's spectacular. I'm going to keep this in mind for the next time someone pisses me off.

Answer 5

It's a funny alright, saw it posted on Y/A about three weeks ago and it made me crack up then!

Answer 6

u r sooo smart but people can track the call

Answer 7

This would have to be one of my all time favorite jokes!

Answer 8

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Answer 9

fookin marvellous. lovely story.
have a star

Answer 10

That is soooo great! loved it!
i even had to share it with my sister haha
:)