Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "you died in you sleep, Ralph" Ralph was stunned. "i'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. send me back!" St.Peter said, "I'm sorry but there's only one way you can go back,, and that is as a chicken." Ralph was decastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. a rooster strolled past. "so you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?" "Not bad," replied ralph the hen. "but i have this strange feeling inside. Like i'm gunna explode!" "you're ovulating" explained the Rooster. "don't tell me you never laid an egg before?" "Never," replied ralph.
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