Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "you died in you sleep, Ralph" Ralph was stunned. "i'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. send me back!" St.Peter said, "I'm sorry but there's only one way you can go back,, and that is as a chicken." Ralph was decastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. a rooster strolled past. "so you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?" "Not bad," replied ralph the hen. "but i have this strange feeling inside. Like i'm gunna explode!" "you're ovulating" explained the Rooster. "don't tell me you never laid an egg before?" "Never," replied ralph.
2007-10-25 07:01:15 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"well just relaz and let it happen." says the rooster. "it's no big deal" ralph did and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was so overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg-- his joy was overwhelming. as he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shout...."Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. you're shittin in the bed!"
cheers! hope u liked it!
2007-10-25 07:03:33 · update #1
this is just a joke i thot was funny...nothing else..
2007-10-25 07:10:52 · update #2
Thats very funny , this is the best joke I've heard in a long time , thanx alot .
2007-10-25 07:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by THE WAY I AM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was gonna be corny until I got to the end. I hear so many St peter jokes. This one is good :)
2007-10-25 07:10:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
2007-10-25 07:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by ♫Music♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I love an unexpected ending. Star for you!
2007-10-25 07:12:12 · answer #4 · answered by dickenerfelheimer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one of those "Woman's jokes" right?
(I've been hearing a lot of them since Hilary Clinton has been running for office.)
2007-10-25 07:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by robert2011@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2007-10-25 07:13:08 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! thats great! I luv it! lol
made me smile.
2007-10-25 08:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by ♫ pros and cons of breathing ♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's... odd. What was the point though?
2007-10-25 07:04:58 · answer #8 · answered by Amy M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great
2007-10-25 08:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-10-25 07:12:20 · answer #10 · answered by robby b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋