10 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is better than sex
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...
You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!
2007-10-25 06:49:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Here is a star for the laugh. That is the funniest thing I have ever read. What a great way to start my work day. Ha ha ha ha.
2007-10-25 08:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by Patti C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know there is a question in there somewhere, but I am laughing too much to see it.
A star for you, and I wish I could give you 10 points for cheering me up.
2007-10-25 07:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*says a girl in a witch costume* JUST GIMME THE DAMN CANDYS! I LIKE CHOCOLATE AND SMARTIES THE BEST
no? i'll turn you into a frog! HAND OVER THE CANDY
2007-10-25 07:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by Crazygirl ♥ aka GT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wooohooo sounds like the girl next door already
2007-10-25 06:55:44 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, very funny
2007-10-25 06:52:58 · answer #5 · answered by zul 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL, that was very good and very true at the same time! Thanks for sharing!
2007-10-25 06:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋