A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."
2007-10-25 07:55:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha good joke. Thanks for sharing. lol
2007-10-25 08:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 12:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny!! Good one! You get a star!
2007-10-25 07:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO now that was great love it>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-25 08:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooo...ouch lol Thats great.
2007-10-25 08:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 02:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell this one at work! Thanx! lol.
2007-10-25 13:51:12 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how come you met the wife then xxxx lol xxxx
2007-10-26 02:04:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!! THAT is funny!!!! Irish people rock!!
2007-10-25 07:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by Lover of Blue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a repeat!
Thank you
2007-10-26 00:13:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll be home every night love
2007-10-25 08:04:36 · answer #11 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋