Entertainment & Music - 24 October 2007

2007-10-24 13:07:17 · 19 answers · asked by kope t 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 13:07:13 · 10 answers · asked by vajo 5 in Polls & Surveys

Are you going?

2007-10-24 13:07:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses the man wearing somewhat sloppy clothes, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"

The guy replies, "I'm Jack Thomas Jr., taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff. Then it's the minister's turn. He stands up tall and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's Church, for the last forty-three years."

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man before me was a taxi-driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff.
Why, How can this be?"

Saint Peter, looks to the preacher and says,

"Up here, we work by results,"

"While you preached, people slept. While Jack drove, people prayed."

2007-10-24 13:06:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My girlfriend and I, want to know some good rock and or rap songs to have sex too. We know it would be fun but we can't think of any good songs. Any suggestions?

2007-10-24 13:06:09 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

during breakfast, and they are arguing and as he leaves for work he screams "And you're no good in bed either!"

He later feels bad about what he said, so he phones home to apologise to his wife for his earlier comment. The phone rings and rings and rings, and he's starting to get really impatient. Suddenly his wife answers, and, very annoyed he demands "Why didn't you answer the phone quicker?"

"I was in bed" his wife says. "In bed???" he asks, "What the hell are you doing in bed at this time of the morning?"

"Getting a second opinion" says his wife.

2007-10-24 13:04:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-24 13:04:17 · 54 answers · asked by Jessica J 1 in Polls & Surveys

NOTE: All have a common goal but there is a Difference.

Please state your view on the differences amongst the U.S. Navy, Air Force, Army, Marines.

2007-10-24 13:04:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need to find a picture of a guy based off of a certain character. The closer to about...16 years of age, the better, but whatever you have would be great. A picture would be appreciated, but not totally necessary.

2007-10-24 13:02:48 · 21 answers · asked by booda2009 5 in Celebrities

2007-10-24 13:02:25 · 17 answers · asked by throw_away_your_television_2 6 in Polls & Surveys

A; so the english can understand them

paddy went to a turf accountant, to buy a lawn.

paddy saw a load of turf on a lorry, and said to murphy, thats what im gonna do when my lawn comes, send it away to be cut.

2007-10-24 13:00:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I Want YOUR Advice, Not Theirs, Tell Me!!

2007-10-24 13:00:43 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I like to play checkers and internet reversi.

2007-10-24 13:00:27 · 22 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 12:59:54 · 35 answers · asked by Peek-A-Boo Mutha ******** 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 12:59:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 12:58:29 · 20 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 12:58:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 12:58:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

she backstabs us, talks about us, makes stuff up..................
i can't stop talking to her because i told her thing and im scared she might tell someone. you know liars..............

2007-10-24 12:57:59 · 31 answers · asked by save an egg crack, a smile 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'd like to know:
a. What time does your child, or what time do you, get on the bus?
b. What time do you have to be in class?

Just curious about what the averages are.

2007-10-24 12:57:37 · 3 answers · asked by imjustasteph 4 in Polls & Surveys

That's weird! She must get that one from her dad...
What's the weirdest thing you've eaten or seen someone eat?

2007-10-24 12:55:59 · 55 answers · asked by Cowgirl Up Yours 2 in Polls & Surveys

Can somone tell me how I know its not the right site for this question but I am always on this site So its the reason I choose this site THank

2007-10-24 12:55:56 · 19 answers · asked by lala 7 in Polls & Surveys

Sounds interesting to me...;)

2007-10-24 12:55:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 12:55:21 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Maybe someone that has broken the law a lot, or has addiction issues and maybe stands for good causes or donates to charities. Preferably the most extreme case. Also a musician in the same case.

2007-10-24 12:54:44 · 5 answers · asked by kayjunspice 1 in Celebrities

Ken, an elderly gentleman shuffles into a drug store and asks for Viagra. That's no problem," says the pharmacist. "How many do you want?"

"Just a few, maybe four," says the pensioner. "But could you cut them in four pieces?"

"That won't do much good," replies the pharmacist.

Ken looks at him and sighs....."I'm 83 years old - I'm not interested in s*x anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pi*s in my shoes."

2007-10-24 12:54:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There are rumors that arson may be involved in some of them. Thoughts?

2007-10-24 12:53:56 · 35 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

My dvd is rated r but i heard theres a x version whats the difference.

2007-10-24 12:53:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I just got an account and right now I don't see the big deal about it. What do people do on there that's so interesting?

2007-10-24 12:52:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 12:52:28 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys