2007-10-24 13:02:25 · 17 answers · asked by throw_away_your_television_2 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
10 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is better than sex
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...
You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!
2007-10-24 13:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Charlie the Unicorn, The Cloak, Homestar Runner......ahaha
2007-10-24 13:08:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seen many things on youtube but so far the catapulting squirrel is the funniest!
2007-10-24 13:06:37 · answer #3 · answered by kriend 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this chain e-mail that my aunt sent me
THE GOOD NAPKINS
...ahhhhh...the joys of having Girls...
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar.
I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?
Not wanting to bur den me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake).
Now fast forward a few months....It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone.
Mine was to set the table.
When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter.
Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!
My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.
"But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!"
Pass this on t o your girlfriends who need a good laugh or anyone who has a daughter!
Life is too short for drama &petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly
2007-10-25 01:54:32 · answer #4 · answered by SUNSHiNE♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Male stripper underwear! The way they look is hilarious! Check it out on Ebay!
2007-10-24 13:06:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no longer the funniest even though it really is humorous, haha, made me giggle. attempt YouTubing photo sales area Prank, am i able to have Your type and loo Fart Prank. call me infantile, i theory it change into hella humorous.
2016-10-22 23:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. I would say Your Not Hardcore. Those videos are sooo funny. You should look up Episode 1,2, and 3.
2007-10-24 13:12:31 · answer #7 · answered by ESCAPE THE FATE FREAK! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
these three brazilian guys trying to sing an english song (pop goes my heart from Music & Lyrics) on youtube- but they only spoke portuguese!
2007-10-24 13:14:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the music video for system of a downs song cigaro lol
2007-10-24 13:06:05 · answer #9 · answered by jeff m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved a video of harry potter with south park dialogues! :P
2007-10-24 13:07:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋