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2007-10-24 13:07:17 · 19 answers · asked by kope t 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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"when life gives you lemons, throw them at your neighbor and make some burgers"

it made me laugh when i heard it

2007-10-24 13:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

here's a list

Favorite Quotes

"A is for Apple PC is for Piece of Crap" - Unknown

"Once you get a Mac, you will never want to go back" - Me

"In Science, there is only Physics. The rest is stamp collection" - Lord Rutherford

"Innocence about Science is the worst crime today" - CP Snow

"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong" - Voltaire

"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories instead of theories to suit facts" - Sherlock Holmes

“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them”- Mark Twain

“I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work”- Thomas Edison

“Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement” - Mark Twain

“People may say I can't sing, but no one can ever say I didn't sing.”- Florence Foster Jenkins

“Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose” - Bill Gates

“When all think alike, no one is thinking very much”-Walter Lippmann

“Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the Moon” - Unknown

“Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” - William Shakespeare

“ History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon” - Napoleon Bonaparte

“Only God can judge me” - Tupac Shakur

“Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it” - G.K. Chesterton

“Curiosity is the mother of Discovery” - Unknown

“There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.” - Elie Wiesel


“A fly may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still.” - Samuel Johnson

“Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos.” - I Ching

“To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.”- Olin Miller

“It is better to debate a question without settling it, than to settle a question without debating it.”- Joseph Joubert

2007-10-24 20:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

People come and go. But the ones who mattered leave footprints in your heart.

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. -Carl W. Buechner-

Like all, love none, stay single, have fun.

Today you are you. That is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. -Dr. Seuss-

What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others. -Pericles-

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -Mother Teresa-

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it is, and always will be, yours. If it doesn't return, then it wasn't yours to begin with.

2007-10-24 20:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by nobodyd 7 · 0 0

Live Laugh Love

2007-10-24 20:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by gripz2010 3 · 0 0

Peace

2007-10-24 20:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by Nurse Susie ♥ hugs 7 · 2 0

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet.
It's ok for a bit but in the end you get p*ssed off

2007-10-24 20:18:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The toes you step on today could be connected to the azz you have to kiss tomorrow.

2007-10-24 20:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by Karma Eve 5 · 0 0

honesty is the best policy

its better to be hated for who u are than loved for something your not.

set ur true love free and if its meant to be they will come back to you. if they dont come back then it wasnt meant to be.

regrets are risks u were too scared to take.

2007-10-24 20:23:58 · answer #8 · answered by Siroonig 5 · 0 0

If you can't see the bright side, polish the dull side - anonymous.

2007-10-24 20:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You better be nice to me becuase one day my tax dollars will be paying for your jail cell.

2007-10-24 20:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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